While I usually just toss these, this loan spam was worth sharing, being the most interestingly worded one I've read yet. Seems it was either an attempt to avoid spam filters, or just a strangely translated one.
Your portfolio has been considered to the obligatory commissions, and upon thorough care, we are able to volunteer to you the ensuing offer.
Based upon thorough care you are eligible to acheive a attractive rebate on your initial property investment.
By completing the ensuing attached form in a timely manner we will be able to tie up our review, and we feel positive you will acheive not only a reduced rate of interest, but also a cash return that will perform all your holiday needs and more!
Please go here to tie up this phase of the deal.
With kind regards,
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