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  1. #1
    Join Date
    Jul 2004
    Manchester, UK

    Talking A quick bed time read - (#3)

    Why re-invent the wheel, here is another one to send you chuckling to sleep.....

    Did you hear about the blonde that...

    Couldn't learn to water ski because she couldn't find a lake with a slope.

    Got excited because she finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months and the box said "2 to 4 years"

    Couldn't call 911 because there was no 11 on any phone button.

    When asked what the capital of California was; answered "C".

    Baked a turkey for 3 days because the instructions said 1 hour per pound and she weighed 125.

    After losing in a breaststroke swimming competition, complained that the other swimmers were using their arms.

    Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall. - Confucius

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    LOL they are funny look at more funny blond jokes.

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