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  1. #1
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    Funny keywords people have entered to get to your site

    What are some funny - totally unrelated keywords people have used to get to your site?

    Some recently we have gotten are like:

    "yahoo.com webhosting login" (number 1 in google for that not sure how though LOL)
    'cpanel demo "password"' (altavista)
    'review ademco lynx' - (google)

    There are some others but there are to start.

    Anyone else have some stuff like this?
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    Oh this can be fun!

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    cassandra
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    google.com.au 1.12%
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    Pubic Service.....eeerrrrrr I'm sorry Public Service I meant....
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  9. #9
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    From the private side of one of my sites:

    what was howdy doody s sister s name?
    website not responding 502 connection hangup
    system standby failed the device driver for the “hp ps2 keyboard 2k-3 ” device is preventing the machine from entering standby. if problem persists need to update drivers.
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    The public side:
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    And so much more, all that for a frugality type site. People find my site in the weirdest ways, lol
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    Couple of different sites:

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    Ive had a good ones too including

    goat pictures (no idea why)
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    confessions of a british spy 31 0 %
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    I've had a load of weird sex things on one website (the site wasn't sex related though)

    Also:

    how to kill a tamagotchi
    pumprincess (what is that?!?!)
    traditional omlette
    lazer bandwidth (what is that!?)
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    "underage porn download" got them to a hosting domain.
    There is no best host. There is only the host that's best for you.

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    pixelized, that's a hot tune (come to daddy)

    Here are some of the funnier ones.

    - insulting comments for an emo kid
    - john bolton mustache
    - emo plague
    - how the **** do you ****ing install xcode on ****ing apples when there are no ****ing disk images available (sorry for the profanity, but, too funny)
    - my cat commands me to kill (LOL seriously)
    - why do people think its cool to type wrong on the net
    - i cant believe how bad i suck its true what could you possibly see in lil ol 3 chord me
    - do i just need to lighten up and take a joke or was he being serious?
    - ive got your reason to cry emo kid

    Man, people search for for some strange stuff, I can't post half of it.
    Last edited by recipher; 08-02-2005 at 02:18 AM.

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    Originally posted by recipher
    pixelized, that's a hot tune (come to daddy)

    Here are some of the funnier ones.

    - insulting comments for an emo kid
    - john bolton mustache
    - emo plague
    - how the **** do you ****ing install xcode on ****ing apples when there are no ****ing disk images available (sorry for the profanity, but, too funny)
    - my cat commands me to kill (LOL seriously)
    - why do people think its cool to type wrong on the net
    - i cant believe how bad i suck its true what could you possibly see in lil ol 3 chord me
    - do i just need to lighten up and take a joke or was he being serious?
    - ive got your reason to cry emo kid

    Man, people search for for some strange stuff, I can't post half of it.
    Thats a funny one!!!!

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    bons-code-poker

    lol

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