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  1. #1
    Join Date
    Oct 2002

    Talking Cell Phone

    Several men are in the locker room of a golf club, showering, getting changed for the 19th hole. When a cell phone on a bench rings, a man picks it up, engages the handsfree speaker function, and begins a conversation

    (M=man, W=wife):

    M: "Hello?"

    W: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
    M: "Yes."
    W: "Great! I am at the mall two blocks from where you are. I just saw a
    beautiful leather coat. It's absolutely gorgeous! Can I buy it?"
    M: "What's the price?"
    W: "Only $1,000."
    M: "Well, OK, go ahead and get it, if you like it that much."
    W: "Ahhh, and I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the 2005
    models. I saw one I really liked. I spoke with the salesman, and he gave
    me a really good price...and since we need to exchange the BMW that we
    bought last year..."
    M: "What price did he quote you?"
    W: "Only $60,000."
    M: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
    W: "Great! But before we hang up, something else..."
    M: "What?"
    W: " I stopped by the real estate agent this morning and saw the house
    we looked at last year. It's for sale! Remember? The one with a pool,
    EnglishGarden, acre of park area, beachfront property."
    M: "How much are they asking?"
    W: "Only $450,000 - a magnificent price. It may seem like a lot, but I
    was reconciling your bank account...and I see that we have enough in the
    bank to cover the down."
    M: "Well, then go ahead and buy it, but just bid up to $420,000. OK?"
    W: "OK, sweetie...Thanks! I'll see you later! I love you!!!"
    M: "Bye...I love you too..."

    The man hangs up and closes the phone's flap. The other men are looking
    at him in astonishment. The man holds up the phone and asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"

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  2. #2
    Join Date
    Dec 2003
    Montreal, Canada
    lol, funny, although a lil predictable

  3. #3
    Join Date
    Jul 2005
    Hah, nice one
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  4. #4
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    May 2005
    Hehehe. That's kinda funny.
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  5. #5
    Originally posted by fortress
    lol, funny, although a lil predictable

    llol, no way i thought he got scammed by someone else.. lol

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