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  1. #1
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    Stopping a burglar C+C

    An elderly woman had just returned to her home from an evening at a church service when she was startled by an intruder. As she caught the man in the act of robbing her home of its valuables, she yelled, "STOP! ACTS 2:38!"
    (Repent and be baptized, in the name of the lord, so that your sins may be forgiven.)

    The burglar stopped in his tracks.

    The woman calmly called the police and explained what she had done.

    As the officer cuffed the man to take him in, he asked the burglar, "Why did you just stand there? All the old lady did was yell at scripture to you."

    "SCRIPTURE?!" replied the burglar, "She said she had an AXE and TWO 38's!"

  2. #2
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    haha, obviously he wasnt a church goer

    wahts the C+C in your title?
    All life is an experiment. The more experiments you make the better.

  3. #3
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    LoL I Would Yell.. The Roof, The Roof Is On Fire.. Hurry Out Of The House.. (This Doesnt Rhyme) And You Can Leave All Of My Valuables Inside.... And I Would Get My Bat Or Something.. And Call The Police..
    ~~ Bandit. S.

  4. #4
    Bats and yelling don't do much against an intruder so psychotic that he would enter a house while an occupant is inside.

    /me petpets his rifle
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