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    * i have a question about jesus

    could jesus microwave a burrito so hot that even he couldn't eat it?
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    ummm, one can microwave a burrito so much it is charred ash, but I guess if one was stupid enough they could eat said ash.
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    Re: i have a question about jesus

    Originally posted by mikeylove
    Lately, i've seen a ton of threads that are just based off of humorous news stories. Some of which aren't even from credible sources.. or even humorous to start.

    Can we be more creative, and actually provide something that is worth discussing? Something that won't just generate an "lol" or "hahaha" reply?

    I have a fever, and the only prescription interesting threads.


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    could jesus microwave a burrito so hot that even he couldn't eat it?
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    The Bible seems to be pretty uninformative about specific issues of modern technology.
    According to the Bible Jesus could experience normal human pain and injury. It also says that he could cure other people's injuries. It says he could be resurrected from his own death, although he did keep the spear wound, which he showed to doubting Thomas. So if one believes in the Bible, Jesus could probably microwave a burrito hot enough to give himself severe burns, maybe even burn his head off. He could come back to life if he wants to, and could choose whether or not to continue to walk around with the burrito burns. Since Jesus is also reported to be wise, he might decide that a burrito makes a lousy religious symbol and abstain from performing that demonstration.
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    Re: i have a question about jesus

    Originally posted by mikeylove
    could jesus microwave a burrito so hot that even he couldn't eat it?
    You don't know who you are talking about. Jesus could eat anything and still survive.
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    I think he is talking about Jesus, my old next door pal in Texas that walked across the river illegally, he microwaved everything.
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    Re: i have a question about jesus

    Originally posted by mikeylove
    could jesus microwave a burrito so hot that even he couldn't eat it?
    Thats a question from the Simpsons.Where Homer asks Ned Flanders,I just watched that episode on the Comedy Network
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    Re: Re: i have a question about jesus

    Originally posted by wello




    How far back did you have to dig to find that one?
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    Well Mickey since I do not believe that Jesus is God (I believe he is a prophet, unable to creat things)..

    But if you are talking about God, there is a philosophical Issue raised in the past:

    Can God create a rock so big he can not push it?

    The answer to such question is that you can not encompass God (a higher supreme) to our physical attributes and actions. Plain simple, God does not act or behave in a human way like we do.

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    Re: Re: Re: i have a question about jesus

    Originally posted by mikeylove
    How far back did you have to dig to find that one?
    haha, cotcha didnt I

    well, just did a simple search, i didnt have to read much..i remember that thread.
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    Uh i dont know what to say for this one... Where did you come up with that idea?
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    Where did you come up with that idea?
    The simpsons. Episode where homer starts using medicinal marijuana.

    it's an awesome question though.
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    The answer is simple.

    Yes. God can do anything - it's just beyond our human comprehension.
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