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Lawn ornament kidnapper warns: Pink heads may roll
CENTRALIA, Wash. -- Police received a report that six pink flamingo yard ornaments were kidnapped from a yard in Centralia.
The victim received a note from the kidnappers demanding that a ransom of ten candy bars be left in a mailbox.
Otherwise, the note says, pink heads will roll.
LOL, damn those kids and their new ways of criminal activities!
I'd pay the ransom. 10 chocolate bars is like $8. Six flamingos? Who knows; probably $50.
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