# Thread: What exactly is 100% ?

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## What exactly is 100% ?

Got this in an Email and got great laugh from it. And it's some host's way of life None here of course

From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?

We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100%
in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might

/If:/
/A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y
Z is represented
as:/
/1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19
20 21 22 23 24 25
26./

/Then:/

/H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
//8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%*

and*/*

*/K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
//11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,/

/A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E//
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%/

/And,/

/B-U-L-L-S-H-*-T//
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far *** kissing will take you./

/A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G//
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical c! ertainty that While* Hard work* and* Knowledge* will get you close, and*Attitude** will* get you there, it's the* Bullsh*T* and* *** kissing* that will put you over the top!/

2. Web Hosting Master
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Nice, Nice!

3. Newbie
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Haha, thats funny!

4. Web Hosting Master
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Funniest thing I've read in the last couple of days.

5. Web Hosting Master
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lol, funny i remember the ifrst time i saw that one

6. Web Hosting Master
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hehehehe... i like asskissing hehe

7. Community Guide
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It is all true though

8. Web Hosting Master
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It'd be funny if it wasn't true.

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I know alot of people in the 118th percentile.

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humm.. what i think there is nothing called as 100%. I agree to 99.999 though

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That's pretty funny. Who would have guessed that would work out that way?

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It has always annoyed me when people have exclaimed something to the effect of -

"Put 110% in!"

But really, I suppose its also impossible to give 100%, (depending on the variables with which you decided to associate your measure of effort!)

Jord

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