A little bird was flying south for the winter.
It was so cold, the bird froze and fell to the
ground and landed in a large field.
While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped
some dung on it. As the frozen bird lay there in the
pile of cow dung, it began to realize how warm it was.
The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there
all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.
A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate.
Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the
pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him!
The morals of this story:
1) Not everyone who drops crap on you is your enemy.
2) Not everyone who gets you out of crap is your friend.
3) And when you’re in deep crap, keep your mouth shut.