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    That's hilarious. In a middle-school, nonetheless, they thought a child had brought some sort of weapon in? Times are truly bad should that occur at a middle school. Did they think it were a bomb? It could be, but post-digestive.
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    It's good to be able to laugh at it now, that we know what it is, instead of having to ignored it and having sorrow in our hearts for the death of the students because someone brought a gun/bomb to school and nobody did anything about it.

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    Someone was planning one very large lunch?
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    Originally posted by linux-tech
    Someone was planning one very large lunch?
    Ye, I think so too

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    This begs the question: "How does one carry a 30 inch burrito?"

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    That kid would have enough gas to solve the energy crises!
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    Re: WMD found at school

    Originally posted by savagecat
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    Sort of.
    All that work for food?

    Anyways a new restaurant came to town, and they have the biggest burrito I have ever seen. I am thinking of buying one and taking a picture of it.

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    Burrito of Mass Distruction!

    Actually it's Weapon of Mass Distruction.

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    What's WMD?
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    Originally posted by KimmiKat
    Burrito of Mass Distruction!

    Actually it's Weapon of Mass Distruction.
    After eating all of that it would be more then mass distruction for that school class room .

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    yeah whats wmd? hehehe
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    Originally posted by D1esel
    What's WMD?
    WMD is Weapond of Mass Destruction e.g. nukes, biologial weapons etc
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    Hmm,it wont load...........

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    lol...WOW!


    School Mistakes Huge Burrito for a Weapon

    Friday, April 29, 2005


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    (04-29) 13:08 PDT Clovis, N.M. (AP) --

    A call about a possible weapon at a middle school prompted police to put armed officers on rooftops, close nearby streets and lock down the school. All over a giant burrito.

    Someone called authorities Thursday after seeing a boy carrying something long and wrapped into Marshall Junior High.

    The drama ended two hours later when the suspicious item was identified as a 30-inch burrito filled with steak, guacamole, lettuce, salsa and jalapenos and wrapped inside tin foil and a white T-shirt.

    "I didn't know whether to laugh or cry," school Principal Diana Russell said.

    State police, Clovis police and the Curry County Sheriff's Department arrived at the school shortly after 8:30 a.m. They searched the premises and determined there was no immediate danger.

    In the meantime, more than 30 parents, alerted by a radio report, descended on the school. Visibly shaken, they gathered around in a semi-circle, straining their necks, awaiting news.

    "There needs to be security before the kids walk through the door," said Heather Black, whose son attends the school.

    After the lockdown was lifted but before the burrito was identified as the culprit, parents pulled 75 students out of school, Russell said.

    Russell said the mystery was solved after she brought everyone in the school together in the auditorium to explain what was going on.

    "The kid was sitting there as I'm describing this (report of a student with a suspicious package) and he's thinking, 'Oh, my gosh, they're talking about my burrito.'"

    Afterward, eighth-grader Michael Morrissey approached her.

    "He said, 'I think I'm the person they saw,'" Russell said.

    The burrito was part of Morrissey's extra-credit assignment to create commercial advertising for a product.

    "We had to make up a product and it could have been anything. I made up a restaurant that specialized in oddly large burritos," Morrissey said.

    After students heard the description of what police were looking for, he and his friends began to make the connection. He then took the burrito to the office.

    "The police saw it and everyone just started laughing. It was a laughter of relief," Morrissey said.

    "Oh, and I have a new nickname now. It's Burrito Boy."
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    LOL! Guess they should've investigated further before leaping to conclusions...

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