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Thread: The Egg

  1. #1
    Join Date
    Feb 2005
    Northern VA

    The Egg

    There was once a Scotsman and an Englishman who lived next door to each other. The Scotsman owned a hen and each morning would look in his garden and pick up one of his hen's eggs for breakfast.

    One day he looked into his garden and saw that the hen had laid an egg in the Englishman's garden. He was about to go next door when he saw the Englishman pick up the egg. The Scotsman ran up to the Englishman and told him that the egg belonged to him because he owned the hen. The Englishman disagreed because the egg was laid on his property.

    They argued for a while until finaly the Scotsman said, "In my family we normaly solve disputes by the following actions: I kick you in the balls and time how long it takes you to get back up, then you kick me in the balls and time how long it takes for me to get up, whomever gets up quicker wins the egg."

    The Englishman agreed to this and so the Scotsman found his heaviest pair of boots and put them on, he took a few steps back, then ran toward the Englishman and kicked as hard as he could in the balls. The Englishman fell to the floor clutching his balls howling in agony for 30 minutes.

    Eventually the Englishman stood up and said, "Now it's my turn to kick you..."

    "Aaah, keep the damn egg!" the Scotsman replied.
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  2. #2
    Join Date
    Jun 2004
    haha, for the egg it's worth it.

  3. #3
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    Oct 2004
    I could use that someday =] - Your Chinese Radio Online!

  4. #4
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    Dec 2002
    NY, NY
    hahahaha, that was great.
    Lol, every male reading this is wincing in pain haha.

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