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  1. #1
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    What's YOUR Name??

    Fun little email I just received:

    The following in an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey. The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names......
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    Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first
    name:
    a = poopsie b = lumpy c = buttercup
    d = gadget e = crusty f = greasy
    g = fluffy h = cheeseball i = chim-chim
    j = stinky k = flunky l = bootie
    m = pinky n = zippy o = goober
    p = doofus q = slimy r = loopy
    s = snotty t = tootie u = dorkey
    v = squeezit w = oprah x = skipper
    y = dinky z = zsa-zsa
    ......................................................................
    Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:
    a = apple b = toilet c = giggle
    d = burger e = girdle f = barf
    g = lizard h = waffle i = cootie
    j = monkey k = potty l = liver
    m = banana n = rhino o = bubble
    p = hamster q = toad r =gizzard
    s = pizza t = gerbil u = chicken
    v = pickle w = chuckle x = tofu
    y = gorilla z = stinker
    ....................................................................
    Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:
    a = head b = mouth c = face
    d = nose e = tush f = breath
    g = pants h = shorts i = lips
    j = honker k = butt l = brain
    m = tushie n = biscuits o = hiney
    p = chunks q = toes r = buns
    s = fanny t = sniffer u =sprinkles
    v = kisser w = squirt x =humperdinck
    y = brains z = juice


    My new name is Zippy LiverHiney. What's yours?
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    Mine is Pinky AppleSquirt. Not too happy about the 'Pinky'. Not happy at all

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    Re: What's YOUR Name??

    Originally posted by P-nut
    . . . What's yours?
    Zippy BubbleBiscuits



    /zips off to bake up a batch of bubble biscuits
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    ...Dorkey AppleLips

    What does that mean?

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    Mine is buttercup tush im definetly not flying away....
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    My son loves those books. I'm Snotty Applebiscuits!

    Justin

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    bootie gorilla tush
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    Loopy GirdleBuns....
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    Zippy ChickenLips

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    Bootie GridleHead

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    Wow, my new name is Pinky WaffleBiscuits.


    What if a guy only has a 3 letter last name?

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    Originally posted by PTH
    What if a guy only has a 3 letter last name?
    Good question, mine is 3 letters, guess no second half then.
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    tootie rhinosprinkles

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    Angry

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    Originally posted by okcnoc
    Crusty Chickenbrain

    HAHAHA I think thats the funniest one yet.
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    Loopy ToiletHead

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    Zippy Girdlebrain

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    Originally posted by trau
    Good question, mine is 3 letters, guess no second half then.
    I only have 2 letters in my last name.

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    Mine is lame... Zippy Giggle Head. I wanted Greasy Rhino Butt.
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    All Hail Flunky Apple Brain .

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    Originally posted by mikeylove
    All Hail Flunky Apple Brain .
    You're an Applebrain too, huh? Pleased to meet you, I'm Loopy.
    It's time to kick back, pop in a From Autumn to Ashes CD, and relax.....

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    Cheeseball Chickenhead

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    Poopsie ApplePants... wtf. Somebody smell somethin?

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    Dadget ChickenHead.
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    Dorkey Cootieliver.

    what's a cootie anyway

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