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04-19-2005, 03:39 PM #1Web Hosting Master
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A Geek's Take on the Birds and the Bees
A little boy asks his father - Daddy, how was I born?
Dad responds, ah, my son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Well, you see your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on MSN. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a blessed little Popup appeared and said: You've Got Male.Rich
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04-19-2005, 03:42 PM #2Web Hosting Master
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Er.. Well..its different i'll give you that!
I've never heard that one before though and it's always nice to hear a new or original joke.
Regards,
JordOur greatest glory is not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall. - Confucius
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04-19-2005, 03:45 PM #3Web Hosting Master
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It was forwarded to me. Don't want to take credit. I just thought this community might like it.
Rich
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04-19-2005, 03:54 PM #4Web Hosting Master
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hehehe, It's old but it's still good.
Who is General Fault, and why is he reading my disk?
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04-19-2005, 04:48 PM #5Web Hosting Master
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Lol never seen it before! It's good lol!
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04-19-2005, 05:49 PM #6Disabled
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funny stuff
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04-19-2005, 08:24 PM #7Web Hosting Master
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blessed little Popup
Original and goodNew site: www.talkutas.com
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04-19-2005, 08:42 PM #8Web Hosting Master
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Daddy must have uploaded some serious warez or something, and Mommy loved it.
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04-19-2005, 09:09 PM #9Web Hosting Master
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lol....I love these jokes, so bad there funny!
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04-19-2005, 09:46 PM #10Disabled
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Originally posted by SniperDevil
Daddy must have uploaded some serious warez or something, and Mommy loved it.
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04-19-2005, 10:03 PM #11WHT Addict
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Originally posted by arxor
maybe even some adaware on that hard drive.Targeted Traffic – Premium Targeted Traffic For your site from ProTraffic.net