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    A Geek's Take on the Birds and the Bees

    A little boy asks his father - Daddy, how was I born?

    Dad responds, ah, my son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Well, you see your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on MSN. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a blessed little Popup appeared and said: You've Got Male.
    Rich
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    Er.. Well..its different i'll give you that!
    I've never heard that one before though and it's always nice to hear a new or original joke.

    Regards,

    Jord
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    It was forwarded to me. Don't want to take credit. I just thought this community might like it.
    Rich
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    hehehe, It's old but it's still good.
    Who is General Fault, and why is he reading my disk?

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    Lol never seen it before! It's good lol!
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    funny stuff

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    blessed little Popup
    Well, first blessed little popup there is!

    Original and good
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    Daddy must have uploaded some serious warez or something, and Mommy loved it.

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    lol....I love these jokes, so bad there funny!

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    Originally posted by SniperDevil
    Daddy must have uploaded some serious warez or something, and Mommy loved it.
    maybe even some adaware on that hard drive.

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    Originally posted by arxor
    maybe even some adaware on that hard drive.
    thats a good one
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