Problem solved...for now.
A certain company we got another server from sold us one of their internal Cpanel licenses. But, according to DarkOrb, those licenses were only 5-day licenses, until they got the distributor application back. Well, since 8 days have passed, they decided to turn 'em off. So I paid $75 for a Cpanel license, and had the pleasure of spending another $100 for an external license this afternoon, just so I could pacify my customers.
PowerSurge is great, by the way. They got me up and running again in a flash!