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[Lonny]

Your servers are down
Customers yelling
whiskey bottle run dry

tam tam, tam tam

you got the web host blues...



hey... let's write a Web Hosting Blues.. it doesn't have to rhyme but let's make a cool, catchy song, so that every hosting company owner could sit some day with a guitar and play it, when feeling down!


So start writing..

[DWood]

you use champion host
no mysql
someone kick igor

[appletreats]

Originally posted by Lonny
so that every hosting company owner could sit some day with a guitar and play it, when feeling down!

Make it a piano song. I can't play guitar. For your enjoyment:

You have no customers
Stayin' up all night yellin'
Why do I have no customers
Whiskey bottle run dry

tam tam, tam tam

you got the web host blues...

or

Your customers are idiots
Stupid questions constantly
Never a break from stupidity
Why won't they let me be

tam tam, tam tam

you got the stupid hosting customer blues...

[akashik]

Originally posted by appletreats

Your customers are idiots
Stupid questions constantly
Never a break from stupidity
Why won't they let me be

You might want to mention you don't *personally* feel this way about your own customers They might take it the wrong way.

Greg Moore

[Deb]

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It's 2AM and yer stuck in billing again...
Yer gonna hit that ol deactivation button cuz they didn't pay..
And they're gonna chew on you for it just like the others did yesterday..
It's not yer fault like they say, but you're gonna apologize anyway...

Whiskey bottle run dry

tam tam, tam tam

you got the web host blues...

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