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[Zafar Ahmed]

1. Say, "Damn, officer, you must have been going fast to keep up with me!"

2. When he approaches you, stare at his gut and say, "Hmmm. I thought cops
had to be physically fit."

3. Sway and ask if his bulletproof vest protects him from projectile vomiting.

4. Lie on the ground and ask him to draw your outline in chalk.

5. Throw his nightstick and tell the police dog to fetch it.

6. Ask him if you can use his pepper spray to spice up your pizza.

7. Tell him you wanted to be a cop, but decided to graduate high school instead.

8. When he asks you to walk the line, "Riverdance" instead.

9. Instead of pleading the 5th amendment, plead the 13th or 16th.

10. When he asks for your license, say, "Oh sure, officer, can you hold my beer for
a sec?"


Has anyone tried any of those ?

[scooterh]

Being a smartass to a cop here in Texas won't get ya very far, except maybe a free ride to county

[Knogle]

I think that applies everywhere, scooterh.

[GoTek-JP]

Originally posted by Knogle
I think that applies everywhere, scooterh.

Except in Canada, he'll get a free donut.

[Gen-T]

That's great!

I'm looking forward to the list for "teachers" and "nurses". Like "cops", they also work tremendously hard for very little pay or appreciation, and are really cool to make fun of.

WOOHOO!!

[gina_]

Originally posted by D1esel


4. Lie on the ground and ask him to draw your outline in chalk.


8. When he asks you to walk the line, "Riverdance" instead.

Those two made me chuckle..

[freak]

Originally posted by scooterh
Being a smartass to a cop here in Texas won't get ya very far, except maybe a free ride to county

I don't think it'll get you far anywhere. Here, you may even be beaten up. Who knows?

[trau]

Well this isn't exactly riverdance but I thought it was funny

http://www.big-boys.com/articles/topdui.html

[varg]

Whatever you do.. don't call them 'rookie'.

[osphere]

8. When he asks you to walk the line, "Riverdance" instead.

If you are so idiot to do this, make it worth it, try to dance tango with the officer

[WHTer]

Yea, I mean saying that to a cop means he'll beat the crap out of you. So yea, it's not worth risking your life for few jokes. Although they are funny. They should be used in a comedy movie or something.

[Shyne]

Originally posted by trau
Well this isn't exactly riverdance but I thought it was funny

http://www.big-boys.com/articles/topdui.html

That movie is from the show Reno911, which is a fake cop show. The site has the following caption: "This has got to be the best DUI ever. I laughed my *** of on this one. This dude is great! Thanks for Sara in Orange County Florida for sending this one in. "

I sure hope he doesn't think that's real.

[truelysam]

I am a good guy, i never annoy cop
I even once picked up a bag of money, and hand it to a cop

[rackcheck]

my fav: "Aren't you the guy from the Village People?"

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[Hostex Australia]

Originally posted by Gen-T
That's great!

I'm looking forward to the list for "teachers" and "nurses". Like "cops", they also work tremendously hard for very little pay or appreciation, and are really cool to make fun of.

WOOHOO!!

They are just jokes Gen-T. If you dont want jokes / humour regarding police, then you may aswell remove all jokes and all humour from the world. Then see how fun living is