12-01-2004, 08:19 AM
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First christmas joke of the year
Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the
pearly gates.
"In honor of this holy season," Saint Peter said, "you must each
possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven."
The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter.
He flicked it on. "It represents a candle", he said.
"You may pass through the pearly gates" Saint Peter said.
The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys.
He shook them and said, "They're bells".
Saint Peter said "you may pass through the pearly gates".
The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and
finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.
St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just
what do those symbolize?"
The man replied, "They're Carols".
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12-01-2004, 08:29 AM
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12-01-2004, 08:38 AM
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12-01-2004, 11:13 AM
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 Good one. Must remember that for Xmas day at the dinner table 
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12-01-2004, 12:01 PM
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12-01-2004, 01:29 PM
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And this would be the official kick-off for the Xmas season here at WHT?
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12-01-2004, 01:41 PM
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Not another holiday! I just got done with Thanksgiving!!!
j/k... bring on the Christmas Music!
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12-01-2004, 01:45 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by amish_geek
Not another holiday! I just got done with Thanksgiving!!!
j/k... bring on the Christmas Music!
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They have been playing Christmas Music day right after Thanksgiving.... Bah it gets old when most of the stations are playing it non stop!
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12-01-2004, 01:54 PM
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Costco had a Christmas section in the summer  It's sick!
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12-01-2004, 01:57 PM
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chuckle followed up with light laugh
that's very good.
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12-01-2004, 02:18 PM
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12-01-2004, 02:57 PM
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That was a GOOD one. I'll spread it around! Thanks.
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12-01-2004, 03:22 PM
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i might be littel different from u guys..but my personal openion is, one must not make fun of religiouse belives!
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12-01-2004, 04:19 PM
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Pretty good, !
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12-01-2004, 04:28 PM
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wesconsin called they want their cheese back 
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