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11-27-2004, 10:10 AM #1Eternal Member
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Hell hath no fury...
...than that of a lobster scorned...
http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/features/chamber/61563
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11-27-2004, 10:19 AM #2Web Hosting Master
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Nice website!
http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/features/suspects/61285
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11-27-2004, 10:21 AM #3Eternal Member
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Yeah, WWN is a veritable goldmine of late breaking "news".
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11-27-2004, 03:54 PM #4ex-Aussie
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I love the Weekly World News and read it almost every week. Gotta keep tabs on what Bat Boy's up to.
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11-27-2004, 03:56 PM #5Web Hosting Master
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Vito, we'll eat the sucker next summer at another WHT party. Get your grill ready.
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11-27-2004, 07:49 PM #6jus' me
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They got the rubber bands off their claws so fast I think they already had it planned out. Who would have thought lobsters were so angry at us for boiling them alive and eating them? I used to enjoy a good surf and turf dinner. Not any more."
Yanno, i never liked lobster. Shrimp, yes.. lobster, no.g.
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11-27-2004, 07:57 PM #7Eternal Member
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About 20 years ago, I was single living on my own. One day, on the way home from work, I decided to try picking up a fresh lobster and having it for dinner. I brought it home and tenuously took it out of the bag and set it on the counter. I made the fatal mistake of naming him. Larry. Yes, Larry the lobster.
By the time the water came to a boil, I had already established a relationship with the little guy. So what to do? Yet I was hungry. So I dropped him into the water. The shrieks and screams he gave out were heart breaking. It was like he was saying "But I thought we were friends!!!"
I never did eat him. One bite and I gagged, and gave him a proper burial.
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11-27-2004, 09:07 PM #8Web Hosting Master
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Originally posted by vito
About 20 years ago, I was single living on my own. One day, on the way home from work, I decided to try picking up a fresh lobster and having it for dinner. I brought it home and tenuously took it out of the bag and set it on the counter. I made the fatal mistake of naming him. Larry. Yes, Larry the lobster.
By the time the water came to a boil, I had already established a relationship with the little guy. So what to do? Yet I was hungry. So I dropped him into the water. The shrieks and screams he gave out were heart breaking. It was like he was saying "But I thought we were friends!!!"
I never did eat him. One bite and I gagged, and gave him a proper burial.
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11-27-2004, 09:29 PM #9Newbie
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If it helps, lobster have no vocal cords....
It's merely the sound of steam escaping from spaces twixt the carapace...a la tea kettle....
Okay, maybe that doesn't help either
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11-28-2004, 10:31 AM #10Web Hosting Master
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Originally posted by vito
I brought it home and tenuously took it out of the bag and set it on the counter. I made the fatal mistake of naming him. Larry. Yes, Larry the lobster.
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11-28-2004, 10:35 AM #11Eternal Member
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No, he went red with anger and disappointment. I'm pretty sure I even saw a tear come from his beady little eyes.
And Khaibit, thanks for trying to make me feel better. But Larry definitely had vocal chords. I still remember his parting words..."Et tu, vito..."
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11-28-2004, 10:47 AM #12Web Hosting Master
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You lobster-killing monster! How can you live with yourself? HOW?!
EDIT: You might as well have stuck a pin in him. Err, I mean...
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11-28-2004, 10:53 AM #13Eternal Member
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Eugene, I beg of you, don't send me spiralling back to therapy. It took several years to make peace with the whole ordeal. The shrinks got enough of my money.
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11-28-2004, 11:57 AM #14jus' me
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my son read this story. He asked, why didnt they just kick the lobsters out of the way and walk out of the store?
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11-28-2004, 11:59 AM #15Eternal Member
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Because these demonic crustaceans would bite your foot off!
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11-28-2004, 05:06 PM #16Web Hosting Master
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Originally posted by websterworld
Nice website!http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/features/suspects/61285
I would love to teach my dog this:
http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/features/how_to/61531
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12-01-2004, 11:54 AM #17Newbie
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Ahh! They've started mating with humans!
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12-01-2004, 01:45 PM #18Web Hosting Guru
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I'd say you'd have to be pretty "warped" to enjoy that one
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