10-22-2004, 02:19 AM
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Whos phone is this? [JOKE] :p
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club.
A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free
speaker-function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
MAN: "Hello"
WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
MAN: "Yes"
WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
MAN: "Sure, ..go ahead if you like it that much."
WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2005 models. I saw one I really liked."
MAN: "How much?"
WOMAN: "$90,000"
MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing .... The house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000"
MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of 900,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand. It is really a pretty good price."
WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!!"
MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."
The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape.....
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10-22-2004, 02:41 AM
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working on it
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Then he smiles and asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"
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10-22-2004, 03:14 AM
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lol, nice!
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10-22-2004, 03:24 AM
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10-22-2004, 05:57 AM
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Hmmm...
The wife is really dumb though...
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10-22-2004, 06:31 AM
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Quote:
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The wife is really dumb though...
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It's a joke! Not everything in a joke has to happen in real life to make it funny.
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10-22-2004, 08:50 AM
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10-22-2004, 12:59 PM
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I am a newbie :D
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Sequel to it:
Man calls at home in the afternoon, maids pickup the phone:
Man: Where is my wife I want to talk to her.
Maid: Sir, she is upstairs.
Man: What is she doing upstairs?
Maid: She is with her boy friend for past 2 hours.
Man: What???? What is she doing???
Maid: you know sir, what she would have been doing.
Man: You know where the Shotgun is?
Maid: Yes Sir, Its in the closet below the stairs.
Man: Take the gun, go upstairs and shoot both of them. Then let me now, I am on phone.
After few minutes.
Maid: Sir, I have shot both of them. now what.
Man: Good, clean the place, take bodies and throw them in the swimming pool.
Maid: Which swimming pool Sir.
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10-22-2004, 01:10 PM
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I am a newbie :D
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Then the Man asks: Is it 913 765 1234 ?
Maid replied: No Sir, its 913 567 1234
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10-22-2004, 01:42 PM
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Sorry, wrong number, CLICK
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10-22-2004, 04:19 PM
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hehe nice one, hate golddiggers though 
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10-28-2004, 10:41 PM
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10-28-2004, 10:49 PM
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Neogen did you make the last one up......it was incredibly unfunny lol.
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10-28-2004, 10:51 PM
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I am a newbie :D
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10-28-2004, 10:52 PM
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lol, give the poor sod a break. 
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