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Old 07-01-2004, 07:22 PM
Kalina Kalina is offline
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Why Men Are Like Computers


I was "inspired" by the "handgun - women joke" thread.

No offense guys.

Why Men Are Like Computers

10. They have a lot of data but are still clueless.
9. A better model is always just around the corner.
8. They look nice and shiny until you bring them home.
7. It is always necessary to have a backup.
6. They'll do whatever you say if you push the right buttons.
5. The best part of having either one is the games you can play.
4. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.
3. The lights are on but nobody's home.
2. Big power surges knock them out for the night.
1. Size does matter



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Old 07-01-2004, 07:35 PM
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#7..
OUCH!

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Old 07-01-2004, 07:40 PM
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hahaha brutal. Good ones though

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Old 07-01-2004, 07:42 PM
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hahaha brutal. Good ones though
My thoughts exactly

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Old 07-01-2004, 07:43 PM
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I found myself a good man, so these don't apply to my man.

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Old 07-01-2004, 07:49 PM
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The first step is denial, Debz.

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Old 07-01-2004, 07:51 PM
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You're right, I am in denial

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Old 07-01-2004, 08:11 PM
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I'm in denial too.

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Old 07-01-2004, 08:48 PM
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lol...this is just to funny

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Old 07-01-2004, 08:50 PM
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Hahaha, those are awesome! I'm gonna show my girlfriend these

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Old 07-01-2004, 10:40 PM
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I knew Debz would come up with something to concur the handgun thread. Pretty good ones though.

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Old 07-01-2004, 11:04 PM
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you forgot one - some of the older models only come with a floppy and not a hard drive.

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Old 07-02-2004, 12:05 AM
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why the computer > women
1. A computer can wait forever for you.

2. A computer doesn't compare you with it's past users.

3. A computer doesn't get calls from it's past users while you're logged in.

4. A computer doesn't mind how excited you get.

5. A computer doesn't tell you how completely teriffic it's past users have been.

6. A computer is big in all the right places.

7. A computer never forgets your birthday.

8. A computer won't ask, "Are you in?"

9. A computer won't ask, "Is there another computer?"

10. A computer won't even talk about marriage.

11. A computer won't fall in love with you just because you have sex.

12. A computer won't get bitchy if you're slow to respond.

13. A computer won't grade you on how much you send it.

14. A computer won't look through your checkbook.

15. A computer won't mind how many other accounts you have, or if you keep getting new ones.

16. A computer won't say, "Let's just be friends."

17. A computer won't shave with your razor.

18. A computer's maintainance personel don't cross-examine you every time you log in.

19. Computers are easy to turn on.

20. Computers are ready when you are.

21. Computers are very responsive.

22. Computers aren't into finding out how far you'll go to keep your account.

23. Computers do everything you tell them to.

24. Computers don't care about age differences.

25. Computers don't care if you're married.

26. Computers don't get pregnant.

27. Computers don't get upset if you use other computers.

28. Computers don't insist on foreplay.

29. Computers don't make you meet their parents.

30. Computers don't mind if you share them with a friend.

31. Computers don't mind spending hours on the phone with you.

32. Computers don't play head games unless you ask them to.

33. Computers never ask you to call them in the morning.

34. Computers never have headaches, or take rainchecks, or have a curfew, or have that time of the month.

35. Computers won't mind if you don't like their friends.

36. If you don't like the feel of one terminal you can easily switch to another in less than a min.

37. Size doesn't count to a computer.

38. The average computer session lasts four hours.

39. With a computer, you never have to say you're sorry.

40. You can log into several computers at once.

41. You can turn off a computer.

42. You can visit a computer any time you like, and it'll be up and ready for you.

43. You don't have to tell computers you love them.

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Old 07-02-2004, 12:11 AM
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and the real number one why computers are better than women -

they will take a floppy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Old 07-02-2004, 12:14 AM
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Quote:
Originally posted by sailor
and the real number one why computers are better than women -

they will take a floppy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and theyll take it in any hole...
IDE0-S, IDE0-M, IDE1-S...
and so on.

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