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    I don't look good naked...

    I had a pretty humiliating experience this morning.

    I was at my doctor's office for a checkup. After the usual (annoying) 45 minute wait in the waiting room, I was escorted into the (smaller) waiting room where you then have to wait yet another 1/2 hour + to be seen. I was told by the nurse to disrobe down to my underwear and wait for the doctor. So I did.

    After sitting there for 20 minutes, all hell broke loose. The fire alarm went off. Before I knew it, the nurse flung the door open and commanded me to follow her out the building. I was half way down the hallway when I realized I was still in my underwear. So I tried to backtrack to the room for my clothes. No such luck. There were 2 other people behind me who pushed forward, so forward I went.

    It is only after an experience such as this, where I'm forced to stand outside in the parking lot for 40 minutes...in my underwear...that I face the reality that I need to shed a few pounds. Sitting at the computer day in and day out will tend to make you become a bit - ummm - out of shape.



    Stupid false alarm...

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    Tough break.. i'd sue.

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    Who am I going to sue?

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    Ouch vito, thats some tough luck there. I hope someone gave you a towel or something.
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    Hope you kept the confidense running...ya know, winking at a few women.....giving a cheeky smile.
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    This seems like something out of the "Mr Bean" series ...

    Hard going vito but It really cannot be toooo bad...
    I guess you havent gone back to the water mix diet again?
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    Originally posted by Philipf
    Hope you kept the confidense running...ya know, winking at a few women.....giving a cheeky smile.
    I smell a pun.

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    No towel to be had. But there was one smart-a$$ guy who offered me his Blue Jays baseball cap.

    Needless to say, I didn't appreciate his humor, but a few people around us did.

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    Dude, I would have broken through the people behind me back into the room and grabbed my clothes. Even if it meant jumping through a wall of flames on my way back outside.

    That's pretty humiliating, I feel sorry for ya.

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    hahaha, sorry but while reading that I couldn't help but smile. It sounds like something you hear about in a movie.

    And there wasn't enough a real fire? Tough break. Though I do believe somethings happen for a reason, mabye this is one?
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    This happened because it's time I brush the cobwebs off my $3000 treadmill and start using it every day.

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    If you hadn't disrobed, the fire alarm would have never gone off.

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    From now on I'm gonna force my doctor to make house calls...

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    If you hadn't disrobed, the fire alarm would have never gone off.
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    hey uma a

    since when do private webhost allow you to get free medical benefits
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    Didn't they even give you one of those paper napkin-size gowns?

    I feel your pain.

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    I think they give you those gowns in hospitals, not doctor's offices. At least not in mine.

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    ahh man i wouldn't even have left the room without putting back my jeans atleast even if the fire was in the next room

    so how are you planning to shed some pounds this time? the cleansing diet really did work for you...did you put back the weight right after it? You were saying some thing abt trying it again soon any plans this time around?

    I tried it back than for about 4/5 days...but i was bit sick before i even got on cleansing program so didn't last so long...it works though just day before yasterday i got everything ready once again and hopefully will give it a try starting monday for abt 15/20 days than mixing it up with few other things as i am planning to do some weight lifting..so will proberly mix with few energy/protein drinks so hopefully will last a monthy on it

    the very best of luckto you vito on loosing some of that extra pounds

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    I saw the pics of you on that one site, I think you're a hottie.

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    Honestly, I don't eat that much. The problem is that I am so sedentary all day long. I just need to get my body moving a bit.

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    Oh, no gowns there? They always give me one anytime I've had to disrobe at the doctor's office. Not that it works real well, but it's something.

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    this reminds me of the good old college days...
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    Originally posted by vito
    Honestly, I don't eat that much. The problem is that I am so sedentary all day long. I just need to get my body moving a bit.

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    I'm pretty much the opposite. I eat everything in sight and sit on my arse all day long, yet I don't gain a pound. I believe they call that Jugheaditis (for you archie fans )

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    interneat.... how about you put your money where your mouth is.... post a pic.
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    Originally posted by bizness
    this reminds me of the good old college days...
    My freshman year of college, back in the dorm days, we had 8 ... read it...8 false fire alarms, and 2 real ones (small)....10..in a year.....

    Of course...most college guys don't mind walking around in their boxers, until they realize they are standing outside with 300 guys and maybe 10 chicks in their boxers (all guy dorm)

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    Personally I do not like getting un dressed in front of complete strangers. So if this happen to me I dont care I would put some pants on .
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    you have to get undresssed before you see your doctor?
    If we need to get undressed we do it in the doctors room,

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    You were all born naked..get over it....

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    never mind vito, just visit http://forum.bodybuilding.com its pretty good and helps explain everything you need to do in order to prepare for the next fire alarm and walk outside flashing your muscle and 6 pak abs at all the pretty ladies
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    The entire WHT population is moving.

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    Sorry to laugh but . . .
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    if you do bodybuilder just dont go over board like some of the poeple on that body building site

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    i have my own story to tell.

    i wait in the waiting room for a half hour, despite having an appointment and a really really bad flu (i was coughing so hard the muscles in my butt would hurt and i would jump around from the pain). after the half hour, i was led to an examination room and told to undress (to my boxer-briefs) for the weigh-in (yes, i know it's incredibly stupid). i was then left alone for another half hour. i opened the window and leaned out of it, lit up a cigarette and proceeded to puff away (it was december in new jersey).

    the doctor walks in and turns out to be this old jamaican lady. she swings the door open and screams (from amusement) something to the tune of: 'kam ere fi to look! him a sick ai! ruffiahn! smoke in a de winda rasquahl!' (i translated that as 'come here, look! ruffian! he is smoking out of the window, the rascal!').

    the whole office complete with people waiting in the waiting room, converge on the exam room where i stand, fashionably naked plus the cigarette. everybody seemed to be very amused. in case you are wondering, boxer-briefs are more or less skin tight.

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    Originally posted by bizness
    interneat.... how about you put your money where your mouth is.... post a pic.
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    That is hilarious Vito Even you will see the humour in a day or so

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    Reminds me of the seinfeld skit. "Pants always beats no pants" that's why the doctors make you undress

    If you have ever had any operations in the gereral vicinity of things down there, undressing naked is not such a big deal
    Plus any if you are a sysadmin and have ever uttered the phrase "I will be working from home today so I can avoid wearing pants." look out! A fire could be just the thing to scare you back into wearing pants.

    What a classic... if only someone was there to take photo's
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    PS Where I live there are far too many naked people runing around, either in the hills or on the beach.

    You would fit in just fine. Drop into Byron Bay sometime.

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    Its really hillarious Vito . It is also more surprising that the nurse didnt scream

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    Man, this event obviously bothers me more than I thought. I just woke up literally in a sweat from a terrible dream.

    I dreamt that for some inexplicable reason I was stuck on a 2 hour flight (in a small Sesna) wearing nothing but a terrycloth towel. And I was unlucky enough to sit next to a young lady who found it all very amusing. To the point where she devoted the entire flight to trying to trick me into letting go of the end of the towel so that she could rip it away thereby revealing the bare necessities to the rest of the passengers.

    When I finally woke up from this terrible dream, the last I recall was I was screaming at her at the top of my lungs to let go of the towel.

    I sure hope I won't need therapy because of this.

    Oh, and Jan, I don't see the humor in it yet. Still patiently waiting...

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    Vito, was their any video footage of your semi-nude romp?

    I shouldn't at your but I can't help it.
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