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    Steps to make children...

    I found this posted on another message board I visit and found it quite interesting so I am posting it here:

    A German couple who went to a fertility clinic after eight years of marriage have found out why they are still childless - they weren't having sex.

    The University Clinic of Lubek said they had never heard of a case like it after examining the couple who went to see them last month for fertility tests.

    Doctors subjected them to a series of examinations and found they were both apparently fertile, and should have had no trouble conceiving.

    A clinic spokesman said: "When we asked them how often they had had sex, they looked blank, and said: "What do you mean?".

    "We are not talking retarded people here, but a couple who were brought up in a religious environment who were simply unaware, after eight years of marriage, of the physical requirements necessary to procreate."

    The 30-year-old wife and her 36-year-old husband are now being given sex therapy lessons while the university clinic undertakes a study to try to find out if there are more couples with a similar lack of sex education.
    http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_957945.html

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    Oh wow.. thats unbelievable!
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    ROFLES!

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    I don't get it. What do they mean "physical requirements"?
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    Originally posted by WII-Aaron
    I don't get it. What do they mean "physical requirements"?
    They were unaware that they had to have sex.

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    Originally posted by JTY
    They were unaware that they had to have sex.
    Is there a How-to that explains that process? Does that mean they had to touch eachother or something?


    (At this point I should probably note that I am joking.)

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    lol, never thought about this happening

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    Good golly.

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    Wow.....Wow.....Wow
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    now wait a minute, what about that movie...ummm ummm...oh heck...if you wouldn't have asked me I could have told ya ..

    Oh well, I think they will get the hang of it

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    That's crazy. And to think most 5-year olds in America know what sex is thanks to media propoganda. Did that couple not own a television or something?

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    "What do you mean?"

    Isnt it the job of the bees to cross pollinate the couple ?

    And the stork is supposed to deliver the baby ?


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    Sex for Dummies

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    Isn't it basic human instinct though? and did these people have absolutely no contact with the outside world?

    what did they except to happen, have her wake up on day with a baby inside?

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    Even animals know how to mate, still confused

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    fantastic
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    Re: Steps to make children...

    Originally posted by phpcoder
    I found this posted on another message board I visit and found it quite interesting so I am posting it here:



    http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_957945.html
    a friend of mine saw a real life example of this case and guess what ? they have 8 kids and the husband never knew they have todo it to get childrens, her wife was playing behind his back and he raised some other men kids for almost 20years of marraige.
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    LOL!
    They taught us about sex right when I was 11 years old in 6th grade at school to me and the rest of giggling students.
    AT least now they know how to have sex.

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    Originally posted by BennyG
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    Dummies shouldn't be allowed to have sex.

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    I honestly don't believe that article. There are some stupid people in the world, but that seems like a bit too much. It's impossible to not pick it up from TV, radio, social contact, their parents, etc. Especially not at 30 and 36.

    I wouldn't really trust the source of the article either.
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    I guess they thought what happened to Mary would happen to them... Immaculate Conception...

    LOL

    Crazy stuff....

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    I don't see it so far fetched. In some households, people were taught sex is bad, and not to talk about it.

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    Well obviously Germany needs to have sex education classes. On the other hand I have my own instructions for having a child.

    6 AM - Quickie before work
    Noon - Lunch & Sex
    6 PM - Dinner & Sex
    Midnight - Cuddle & Sex

    Repeat



    Maybe she thought should would be another virgin mary and have another jesus pop on out.
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    Pure world

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    Originally posted by Amdac
    I honestly don't believe that article. There are some stupid people in the world, but that seems like a bit too much. It's impossible to not pick it up from TV, radio, social contact, their parents, etc. Especially not at 30 and 36.

    I wouldn't really trust the source of the article either.
    Well, i'd say trusting the UK's #1 mobile operator's news site was a pretty safe bet.
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    I've never been to Europe, but I hear the TV over there is very......explict......especially in the area of sex.

    I think this article is a hoax.
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    Originally posted by Kerry Jones
    Well obviously Germany needs to have sex education classes. On the other hand I have my own instructions for having a child.

    6 AM - Quickie before work
    Noon - Lunch & Sex
    6 PM - Dinner & Sex
    Midnight - Cuddle & Sex

    Repeat



    Maybe she thought should would be another virgin mary and have another jesus pop on out.
    Aren't you like, 15 years old? What does you mother have to say about this?

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    Originally posted by adorno
    Aren't you like, 15 years old? What does you mother have to say about this?
    His profile says 19, however after reading the following I'm not too sure:

    "Interests: Your Mom."
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    Now I've seen everything.

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    maybe this is something that shound't be discussed cause i think the how to is rubbed in societys methods enough
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    Yes,

    I am 19-years-old and as for the "Your Mom." statement in my profile is a joke! It says "Interests: Your Mom." so I thought it would be funny to add it in because humor is humor. As for my mom and sex... she says just don't sleep with any under 18 and you'll do fine. Anyone younger than that age is looking for trouble.
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    Originally posted by Kerry Jones
    I thought it would be funny to add it in because humor is humor.
    I appreciated mom jokes a little more when I was 14.
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    The article says that they were brought up in a very strict religious environment. Modify that phrase to "very strict, sexually repressed, and overtly prudish environment" and it's possible that they didn't know that they had to have sex.

    Very weird, and they're probably one of the few couples in the world who wouldn't have this knowledge (hence the article - because their situation is so very rare and so very weird.)
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    hey - practice makes perfect.
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    Maybe they were dry rockin' it
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    I'm still stunned
    No sex, for 36 years, not even some playin'... That's just crazy
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    This is surreal... with all the media and present social conditions this is virtually impossible.

    I mean even a cave man knew what to do with his tool...

    Does it really need to be taught?

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