(11:11:26) lucideugene: hi
(11:11:33) yeswesell_contact: =((
(11:11:34) yeswesell_contact logged in.
(11:11:46) lucideugene: how are you buddy?
(11:11:54) yeswesell_contact: me 2 fine
(11:12:01) yeswesell_contact: and you??
(11:12:15) lucideugene: wow, I got your PM, I want a site done for sure! I'm a webhost.
(11:12:33) yeswesell_contact: sure
(11:12:39) yeswesell_contact: :->
(11:12:52) lucideugene: (thanks so much for taking the time to finding me and contacting me privatly, isnt it lucky that I need a site done?)
(11:13:09) lucideugene: so how much would you charge?
(11:13:21) yeswesell_contact: for how many page?
(11:13:30) yeswesell_contact: also what's the main site?
(11:13:34) yeswesell_contact: about what
(11:13:39) yeswesell_contact: I need some information
(11:13:49) yeswesell_contact: is it need flash intro or html only?
(11:14:01) lucideugene: well lets see
(11:14:04) lucideugene: I'm a webhost
(11:14:05) yeswesell_contact: does it need database?
(11:14:17) lucideugene: whats a database?
(11:14:17) yeswesell_contact: ah I see
(11:14:26) lucideugene: is it where you base your data?
(11:14:27) yeswesell_contact: a website for hosting then?
(11:14:32) yeswesell_contact: I mean asp, php
(11:15:07) lucideugene: erm, whats asp-php? oh, wait we offer php
(11:15:12) lucideugene: oh ok
(11:15:19) lucideugene: doesnt need a php
(11:15:26) lucideugene: actually
(11:15:32) lucideugene: would YOU like hosting?
(11:15:37) yeswesell_contact: ok
(11:15:40) lucideugene: I can give you a really great hosting plan
(11:15:52) yeswesell_contact: sorry
(11:15:53) lucideugene: let me give you a free quote?
(11:16:05) yeswesell_contact: I don't need it but I offer design or templates
(11:16:16) lucideugene: oh come on!
(11:16:31) lucideugene: just let me give you a free quote, please?
(11:16:35) lucideugene: we have great plans
(11:16:58) lucideugene: I'll even host you for free!
(11:17:03) lucideugene: (for a small charge)
(11:17:28) lucideugene: fine
(11:17:33) lucideugene: forget about the hosting plan
(11:17:37) lucideugene: lets talk about the design
(11:17:40) lucideugene: are you there?
(11:18:10) lucideugene: my budget is around 1200$
(11:18:12) lucideugene: is that ok?
(11:18:19) yeswesell_contact: it's ok
(11:18:29) lucideugene: actually hold on
(11:19:33) lucideugene: are you male or female?
(11:19:52) yeswesell_contact: i'm male
(11:19:59) lucideugene: and how old?
(11:20:53) lucideugene: how old are you?
(11:21:18) lucideugene: are you a manly man?
(11:21:31) yeswesell_contact: i'm 23
(11:21:32) lucideugene: everything good down below? (sizewize)
(11:21:37) yeswesell_contact: i'm manly
(11:21:39) lucideugene: I also happen to sell viagra
(11:21:43) yeswesell_contact: 20 cm
(11:21:48) lucideugene: and enlargment pills
(11:21:55) yeswesell_contact: oh my god
(11:21:55) lucideugene: 20cm? thats tiny
(11:22:02) yeswesell_contact: I don't need it
(11:22:05) lucideugene: I used to be like that
(11:22:17) lucideugene: now I have 30cm
(11:22:28) yeswesell_contact: what's about I use fraudulent credit card to purchase it?
(11:22:28) lucideugene: (because I used the pills)
(11:22:31) yeswesell_contact: :-/
(11:22:36) yeswesell_contact: =D>
(11:22:42) lucideugene: excuse me?
(11:22:47) lucideugene: are you calling me a SPAMMER?
(11:22:54) lucideugene: how rude!
(11:22:55) yeswesell_contact: of course
(11:23:01) lucideugene: well see I wanted a design
(11:23:07) lucideugene: big deal
(11:23:20) lucideugene: I only asked for information
(11:23:27) yeswesell_contact: oh my god I never meet a business man like you
(11:23:27) lucideugene: actually I'm doing polls as well
(11:23:35) yeswesell_contact: :-?
(11:23:49) lucideugene: is it ok if I call you home and ask you a few Q's?
(11:23:57) lucideugene: are you happy with your phone company?
(11:24:09) lucideugene: AT&T are not that good anymore you know
(11:24:20) yeswesell_contact: :-/
(11:24:23) lucideugene: I happen to know a great provider
(11:24:31) yeswesell_contact: :-/
(11:24:31) lucideugene: one sec
(11:24:47) lucideugene: let me ask you this
(11:25:06) lucideugene: I have a great way to make both of us a lot of money, I cant do it alone
(11:25:29) lucideugene: see I have this friend
(11:25:32) lucideugene: his from nigaria
(11:25:35) lucideugene: really rich guy
(11:25:40) lucideugene: he wants to transfer money
(11:25:41) lucideugene: but cant
(11:25:51) lucideugene: I'll paste his email, one sec... have it around here somewhere
(11:25:53) lucideugene: "Dear Sir:
I have been requested by the Nigerian National Petroleum
Company to contact you for assistance in resolving a
matter. The Nigerian National Petroleum Company has
recently concluded a large number of contracts for oil
exploration in the sub-Sahara region. The contracts
have immediately produced moneys equalling US$40,000,000.
The Nigerian National Petroleum Company is desirous
of oil exploration in other parts of the world, however,
because of certain regulations of the Nigerian Government,
it is unable to move these funds to another region.
You assistance is requested as a non-Nigerian citizen
to assist the Nigerian National Petroleum Company, and
also the Central Bank of Nigeria, in moving these funds
out of Nigeria. If the funds can be transferred to your
name, in your United States account, then you can forward
the funds as directed by the Nigerian National Petroleum
Company. In exchange for your accomodating services,
the Nigerian National Petroleum Company would agree
to allow you to retain 10%, or US$4 million of this
However, to be a legitimate transferee of these moneys
according to Nigerian law, you must presently be a depositor
of at least US$100,000 in a Nigerian bank which is regulated
by the Central Bank of Nigeria.
If it will be possible for you to assist us, we would
be most grateful. We suggest that you meet with us in
person in Lagos, and that during your visit I introduce
you to the representatives of the Nigerian National
Petroleum Company, as well as with certain officials
of the Central Bank of Nigeria.
Please call me at your earliest convenience at [Phone
Number]. Time is of the essence in this matter; very
quickly the Nigerian Government will realize that the
Central Bank is maintaining this amount on deposit,
and attempt to levy certain depository taxes on it."
(11:27:12) yeswesell_contact: get down your knee
(11:27:15) yeswesell_contact: and...
(11:27:22) yeswesell_contact: <edit: well you can fill in the blank)
11:27:37) lucideugene: erm, a manlys man arnt you
(11:27:40) lucideugene: hey you know what
(11:27:42) lucideugene: I will
(11:27:47) lucideugene: if you use my pills