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    Job Predictor

    A friend sent me this link ( http://www.jobpredictor.com/index.asp ) ; it takes your name and predicts what your job would be. (It's not random -- putting the same name in repeatedly gives the same output.)

    It's one of those things that at first struck me as completely stupid, but then it told me I should be "a Shoplifting [sic]," and I started putting other peoples' names in, and started to find a good deal of humor in some of them.

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    Matthew Gunnin, Your ideal job is a Trained Assassin.

    Nice! =D
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    Your ideal job is a The job you have now.
    Glad to hear that

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    "Gay, Your ideal job is a Superhero. "

    Last time I checked, Mike and Michael were the same name.. yet one is an astrologer.. the other is a nun. Should I become a nun-astrologer?
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    Your ideal job is a Stunt Person.
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    chris armstrong, Your ideal job is a Shoplifting.

    christopher armstrong, Your ideal job is a Satan.

    christopher ryan armstrong, Your ideal job is a Kids TV Presenter.

    Anyone selling their name?

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    Your ideal job is a Office Gopher.
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    "Your ideal job is a Fluffy Bunny Trainer. "

    Maybe, just maybe I will take its advice ...
    ^^ IM WITH STUPID!! ^^

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    Your ideal job is a Professional Tramp.
    I am back....


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    Goal Scoring Super Hero? I suck at soccer.
    Patron: I'd like my free lunch please.
    Cafe Manager: Free lunch? Did you read the fine print stating it was an April Fool's joke.
    Patron: I read the same way I listen, I ignore the parts I don't agree with. I'm suing you for false advertising.
    Cafe Owner: Is our lawyer still working pro bono?

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    Rabit Slayer?
    Is that a good thing lol?

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    Matt Carpenter, Your ideal job is a Prime Minister.
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    Zaid, Your ideal job is a Spinster with cats.
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    Well, thank you Sir

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    sexy, Your ideal job is a Chef.

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    Umm...a sexy chef...gives me an idea...

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    "Your ideal job is a Fluffy Bunny Trainer. "
    That's better than a Fluffer Bunny Trainee.....

    Isn't it?

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    "Your ideal job is a Gigolo."
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    I have my choice:

    Quiz Show Contestant (first name)
    Mermaid (First and last)
    Air Steward(ess) (First, middle and last)
    Brain Surgeon (personal email address)
    Village Idiot (work email address)

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    Brad, Your ideal job is a Church Minister.
    Bradley, Your ideal job is a Gigolo.
    Jasper, Your ideal job is a Stripper.
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    gina, Your ideal job is a Supermodel.



    Heh, cool..
    g.
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    One combination of my name(s) told me I was a nun, too. I have a friend name Mike, who was also a nun. We could start our own convent of male geek nuns! ?

    (And I can't get back to this site right now?)

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    Josh, Your ideal job is a Mermaid.
    ALLLRIIIGHTT!

    Note: Just for my own sake, that was with the name 'Josh'
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    Ok now try the Rapper name generator

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    Masta Pin, Hmmmm....?

    I think my career is over before it ever got started.

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    Simon O'Rourke, Your ideal job is a Office Gopher.
    Mr. O'Rourke, Your ideal job is a Clown.
    Simon, Your ideal job is a Stripper.
    IHSL, Your ideal job is a Dietician.


    Rapper name:
    little Nelly, you da shiite! Word, WHT rules.
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    Wow, I win I think

    Bartek Gniado, Your ideal job is a Prostitute.

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    Someone had too much time on their hands to make this... Heres a few.

    First name: Your ideal job is a Quiz Show Contestant.
    First and last: Your ideal job is a Lap Dancer
    Full name: Your ideal job is a Prostitute
    Online name: Your ideal job is a Professional Hippy.
    My RPG character: Your ideal job is a Mermaid. Oddly enough, my char is a water based alien.
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    Originally posted by TrueBorko
    Wow, I win I think

    Bartek Gniado, Your ideal job is a Prostitute.
    Heh....You'd better head on out and start fluffing those furries!


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    Originally posted by auctionSuite
    Heh....You'd better head on out and start fluffing those furries!

    I hate you

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    You'll get over it.


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    Wow this things so off ^^ I put in the name of myself and got Air Steward - the name of my mom gave Air Stewardess - the name of my brother got Kids TV Presenter - the name of my dad (who does construction) gives "you will be a ," - the lead guitar in a local band gave "Big Game Hunter" - and the stoner that sits beside me in Science gave me "President"

    BTW my rapper name is Masta Cool

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    Mine is: A Chef!!!!!!!!!!!

    Thats funny,i like to make things, experiment,etc...............


    Thanx 4 the share!!!!!

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    Firstname -> Lumberjack
    Middlename -> Anything except what you're doing now
    Lastname -> Supermodel

    First & Last -> Supermodel
    First, Middle initial & Lastname -> Stunt Person
    First, Middle & Last -> The job you have now

    IRC Alias for work stuff (First name last initial) -> Computer Nerd
    IRC Alias for personal stuff -> Playing for Rangers

    Initials -> Pirate

    Personal domain -> Church Minister
    Work domain 1 -> Monkey Impressionist
    Work domain 2 -> Church Minister

    heh.

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    Paul Riddick, Your ideal job is a Prostitute.

    HAHAHA This is very ironic, in the past few days numerous females have told me to sell my body lol
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    Adam Harris, Your ideal job is a President.

    Blah, anyone wanna swap?
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    Switch with me then. Im a Professional Tramp.
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    Switch with me then. Im a Professional Tramp.
    hahahahaha sorry lolll this really made me laugh lol
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    Matthew Newill, Your ideal job is a Rally Car Driver.

    I can live with that
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    I am really not sure why this came out, but I guess there must be something to it

    Your ideal job is a God.

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