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    Talking Funniest Error Messages

    Ever get this one?????


    "Error: Keyboard not found. Press any key to continue."

    The Dude

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    Windows Error
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    I don't remember it exactly, but it was for a USB Camera

    In the bottom right corner a little box pops up saying

    "New Hardware Found"
    "USB Device"

    And seconds later in the middle of the screen

    "There are NO devices connected, Please ensure that the item is plugged in"

    Needless to say the computer almost took a jump off the 2nd story balcony that day..
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    Originally posted by Trifolic
    *** SNIP ***
    "There are NO devices connected, Please ensure that the item is plugged in"
    *** SNIP ***
    I've gotten this error many times before. Quite irritating to say the least.
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    The text that you have entered is too short. Your post much be atleast 8 characters long.

    Sorry! The administrator has specified that users can only post one message every 90 seconds.

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    I played a trick on my members the other day... "Sorry! The administrator has specified that users can only post one message every 669 seconds."

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    Sorry! The administrator has specified that users can only post one message every 90 seconds.
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    'Not enough memory to display this dialog'
    Gone.

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    i've gotta the keyboard error before I believe.

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    'Not enough memory to display this dialog'
    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

    That's great!!!

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    Gone.

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    The error message I get is audible. When Rogers Cable is down, I call Tech Support, and they have a recorded message directing me to go to their site for assistance.

    Umm, if they were up, I could go to their site, in which case I wouldn't be on the phone because they're not up!!

    BTW, nice one, TC.

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    This is a great one that I got about a month ago.
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    How about...
    person A: dude, Kazaa said "Illegal Operation has occured"
    person B: Thats what its supposed to do!


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    Originally posted by ilyash
    How about...
    person A: dude, Kazaa said "Illegal Operation has occured"
    person B: Thats what its supposed to do!


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    Re: Funniest Error Messages

    Originally posted by The Dude_
    Ever get this one?????


    "Error: Keyboard not found. Press any key to continue."

    The Dude

    I believe this happens in BIOS when an error occurs. The purpose is to let the user know that an error exists, and let him/her continue. For ex, when I start my old pc, it says "SMART has detected that HDD my fail...please backup. Press F1 to continue". So, basically, if any error occurs, then press F1.

    There is an error in HDD->Display error to user->Give a chance to continue anyhow by pressing F1.
    No keyboard was found->Display error to user->Give a chance to continue anyhow by pressing F1.

    bad programming. I guess.

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    I get calls every day with errors I classify as "ID 10-T" errors.

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    Re: Funniest Error Messages

    Originally posted by The Dude
    "Error: Keyboard not found. Press any key to continue."
    I get this error everytime i boot up my PC !

    I have a USB keyboard, plugged into a USB-to-PS2 converter, then plugged into a cheapo KVM. The bios fails to see the keyboard, and gives me the error.

    Funniest part is that I actuall have to press F1 and the PC boots up normally !

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    How about...
    person A: dude, Kazaa said "Illegal Operation has occured"
    person B: Thats what its supposed to do!
    ah. classic

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    "An error occurred"
    No kidding?

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    Originally posted by Huminie
    I get calls every day with errors I classify as "ID 10-T" errors.
    HAHAHAHA... no one seeing the humor in this!?
    Last edited by Mekhu; 05-03-2004 at 04:10 PM.

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    hehehe

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    Originally posted by ilyash
    How about...
    person A: dude, Kazaa said "Illegal Operation has occured"
    person B: Thats what its supposed to do!

    When I was really young, I got this error for the first time and thought that the cops would show up.
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    Lol.. are you serious? !

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