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  1. #1
    Join Date
    Sep 2003

    Why Computers Crash! By Dr. Seuss

    If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port,
    and the bus is interrupted at a very last resort,
    and the access of the memory makes your floppy disk abort,
    then the socket packet pocket has an error to report.

    If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash,
    and the double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash,
    and your data is corrupted cause the index doesn't hash,
    then your situation's hopeless and your system's gonna crash!

    If the label on the cable on the table at your house,
    says the network is connected to the button on your mouse,
    but your packets want to tunnel to another protocol,
    that's repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall.

    And your screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss,
    so your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse;
    then you may as well reboot and go out with a bang,
    'cuz sure as I'm a poet, the sucker's gonna hang.

    When the copy on your floppy's getting sloppy in the disk,
    and the macro code instructions is causing unnecessary risk,
    then you'll have to flash the memory and you'll want to RAM your ROM,
    and then quickly turn off the computer and be sure to tell your Mom!

    Well, that certainly clears things up for me. How about you?
    Thank you, Bill Gates, for bringing all this into our lives
    while enriching yourself beyond all reasonableness.
    Linda Buquet :: Google Places Optimization Specialist
    Google Places Optimization

  2. #2
    Join Date
    Feb 2003
    Albany, New York
    haha, pretty good.

  3. #3
    Join Date
    Oct 2001
    New Jersey
    hah .. that was great !

  4. #4
    Join Date
    Apr 2002
    West Yorkshire
    Haha. I am sure I have seen this before but I cant remember where. That was pretty funny.
    -- Matthew

  5. #5
    Join Date
    Aug 2003
    lol, someone obviously have far too much time at hand to write this... however, good read none the less!

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