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    I just wanted to tell you your sig is great...should I fake it? priceless...

    [Edited by jaguar on 10-21-2000 at 01:40 AM]
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    Talking

    Jag, thanks.

    Pity I can't take the credit - check this thread : http://www.webhostlink.com/showthread.php?threadid=2633
    My 2 Cents.... (or is that 2.2 cents inc. GST...?)

    Have a think about this : Programming is like sex. Make a single little mistake, and you'll be supporting it for the rest of your life.

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    Man, that site is great.

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    Even better

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    BC,

    That came from a unix/windows humor list going around on USENET a while ago. Here are some other good examples:

    % make fire
    Make: Don't know how to make fire. Stop.

    % why not?
    No match.

    % gotta light?
    No match.

    % "How would you rate Bush's incompetence?
    Unmatched ".

    % [Where is Jimmy Hoffa?
    Missing ].

    % [Where is my brain?
    Missing ].

    % ^How did the sex change^ operation go?
    Modifier failed.

    % If I had a ( for every $ Congress spent, what would I have?
    Too many ('s.

    % man: why did you get a divorce?
    man:: Too many arguments.

    % sh
    $ PATH=pretending! /usr/ucb/which sense
    no sense in pretending!

    % ar r God
    ar: creating God

    % scan for <<"Arnold Schwarzenegger"^J^D
    "Arnold Schwarzenegger": << terminator not found

    % rm Quayle-brains
    rm: Quayle-brains nonexistent

    % lost
    lost: not found

    % mkdir yellow_pages; cat > yellow_pages
    yellow_pages: Is a directory

    % ar x "my love life"
    ar: my love life does not exist

    % ar x "matey, the treasure"
    ar: matey, the tresure does not exist

    I suggest some people try testing those commands out in shell to see if they work. Results will very depending on the OS.

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    Talking ROFLMAO @ Vincent!

    Great stuff - thanks for that. Certainly will be keeping this thread bookmarked for a while.....
    My 2 Cents.... (or is that 2.2 cents inc. GST...?)

    Have a think about this : Programming is like sex. Make a single little mistake, and you'll be supporting it for the rest of your life.

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    No prob BC. Enjoy.

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