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    * [joke] Just act married

    A man and a woman, who have never met before, find themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train.

    Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, the two are tired and fall asleep quickly...he in the upper bunk and she in the lower.

    At 1:00 AM, he leans over the side and gently wakes the woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."

    "I have a better idea," she replies. "Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married."

    "Wow! That's a great idea!!" he exclaims.

    "Good," she replies. "Get your own damn blanket!"

    After a moment of silence, he farted.

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    hahaha nice one lol
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    Yeah, didn't expect that. Good joke.

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    nice one lol


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    LOL.. nice!.. yea unexpected LOL

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    Nice one..
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    haha yeah definatly unexpected I thought well ya know
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    I was thinking something totaly diffrent, then a shocker!
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    Funny, I seem to remember this joke from somewhere but it didn't have the farting part 0_o

    heh, good joke
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    Hehehehe,I guess when he farted,she got up is that the gist here????

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    Originally posted by The Dude
    Hehehehe,I guess when he farted,she got up is that the gist here????

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    not really, he just "acted married".
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    haha!


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    Hehe that makes me laugh.. its good to have some laughs at work

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    'and she replied by belching.'
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