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    Apr 2003

    * Its Administrative Assistants Day... Why I fired my Secretary: (JOKE)

    It has been a few years, I have gotten over it, so I can talk about it:

    It was my 45th birthday, and I wasn't feeling too hot that morning anyway. I went to breakfast knowing my wife would be pleasant and say "Happy Birthday," and probably have a present for me.

    She didn't even say "Good Morning," let alone any "Happy Birthday." I thought, "Well, that's wives for you. The son will remember."

    The man-cub came in to breakfast and didn't say a word. When I started to the office I was feeling pretty low and despondent. As I walked into my office, my secretary, Janet(fictitious name) said, "Good Morning Boss, Happy Birthday." And I felt a little better; someone had remembered.

    I worked until noon. Then, Janet knocked on my door and said, "You know, it's such a beautiful day outside and it's your birthday, let's go to lunch, just you and me."

    I said, "By George, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day. Let's go." We went to lunch. We didn't go where we normally go; we went out into the country to a little private place. We had two martinis and enjoyed lunch tremendously.

    On the way back to the office, she said, "You know, it's such a beautiful day. We don't need to go back to the office, do we?" I said, "No, I guess not." She said, "Let's go to my apartment."

    After arriving at her apartment she said, "Boss, if you don't mind, I think I'll go into the bedroom and slip into something more comfortable."

    "Sure," I excitedly replied. She went into the bedroom and, in about six minutes, she came out carrying a big birthday cake, followed by my wife, child, and dozens of our friends. All were singing Happy Birthday...

    and there on the couch I sat...


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