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04-20-2004, 12:16 PM #1Junior Guru Wannabe
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Girls Night Out
The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!"
Well, the hours passed and the wine was going down way too easily. Around three a.m., drunk as a skunk, I headed for home.
Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed three times. Quickly, realizing he'd probably wake up, I cuckooed another nine times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution (even when smashed), in order to escape a possible confrontation with him.
The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him 12:00. He didn't seem disturbed at all. Whew! Got away with that one!
Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock."
When I asked him why, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, "oh sh*t," cuckooed four more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the cat and farted.Linda Buquet :: Google Places Optimization Specialist
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04-20-2004, 12:22 PM #2ex-Aussie
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Always enjoyed that joke.
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04-20-2004, 12:26 PM #3Hmmm....
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hahahahaha
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04-21-2004, 01:27 AM #4Web Hosting Master
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LOL, that's great!
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04-21-2004, 01:34 AM #5Disabled
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i heard that joke before you rewrote it to fit yourself
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04-21-2004, 02:19 AM #6Web Hosting Master
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So did this actually happen to you aswell? Or are you just telling the joke?
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04-21-2004, 02:42 AM #7Web Hosting Master
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LOL Nice joke
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04-21-2004, 03:37 AM #8Junior Guru Wannabe
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lol nice joke
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04-22-2004, 06:22 PM #9Junior Guru Wannabe
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I don't have a hubby and EXCUSE ME but I don't fart either ;-)
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04-22-2004, 06:56 PM #10Web Hosting Master
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Originally posted by 4affiliates
I don't have a hubby and EXCUSE ME but I don't fart either ;-)
Remember on South Park we learned spontaneous human combustion comes about by holding in your farts!Gary Harris - the artist formerly known as Dixiesys
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04-23-2004, 09:19 AM #11Web Hosting Master
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very nice
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04-23-2004, 06:22 PM #12Web Hosting Master
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I've not heard that before, very funny
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04-23-2004, 06:25 PM #13Web Hosting Master
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I have never farted in my life either
Originally posted by 4affiliates
I don't have a hubby and EXCUSE ME but I don't fart either ;-)