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    * Girls Night Out

    The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!"

    Well, the hours passed and the wine was going down way too easily. Around three a.m., drunk as a skunk, I headed for home.

    Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed three times. Quickly, realizing he'd probably wake up, I cuckooed another nine times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution (even when smashed), in order to escape a possible confrontation with him.

    The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him 12:00. He didn't seem disturbed at all. Whew! Got away with that one!

    Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock."

    When I asked him why, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, "oh sh*t," cuckooed four more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the cat and farted.
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    Always enjoyed that joke.
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    hahahahaha
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    LOL, that's great!

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    i heard that joke before you rewrote it to fit yourself

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    So did this actually happen to you aswell? Or are you just telling the joke?

    (I've heard it before too.)
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    lol nice joke

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    I don't have a hubby and EXCUSE ME but I don't fart either ;-)
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    Originally posted by 4affiliates
    I don't have a hubby and EXCUSE ME but I don't fart either ;-)
    STAND BACK SHE'S ABOUT TO EXPLODE!! RUN!!

    Remember on South Park we learned spontaneous human combustion comes about by holding in your farts!
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    very nice
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    I've not heard that before, very funny

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    I have never farted in my life either

    Originally posted by 4affiliates
    I don't have a hubby and EXCUSE ME but I don't fart either ;-)
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