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  1. #1
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    * New BUSH postage STAMP problem...

    The U.S. Postal Service created a stamp earlier this year with a picture of President Bush to honor his achievements while in office.

    However, it was found that in daily use the stamp was not sticking to envelopes at all.

    So the President established a blue ribbon commission to determine the reason for such a defect.

    After a month's testing, the commission made the following findings:

    1. The stamp was found to be in perfect order.
    2. There was nothing wrong with the consistency of the applied adhesive.
    3. People were just spitting on the wrong side.

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    I'm fairly sure people lick stamps, not spit on them. And Most people don't want to lick President Bush. (Almost left out President there.... )
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    Seems people love the taste of glue? Where I come from, spitting on the stamp is preferred; unless you keep a glass of water handy to rinse your tongue with

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    So they have stamps with a monkeys face on it in USA? Bah we miss all the fun.
    ^^ IM WITH STUPID!! ^^

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    I didn't know they even made those stamps anymore, All the ones I get are stickers...
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    I'm not a big fan of George W. but that joke is just....


    stupid?

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    What good has he done? haha
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    I wouldn't waste my liquids for Giorgino's stamp, really. No offense.

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    Originally posted by JWise
    What good has he done? haha
    You first.

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    lol, I guess this was my dose of Daily humour.
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    Thanks for the daily haha.

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    Originally posted by ******
    Thanks for the daily haha.
    ^^^ The spitting part was really funny.
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    Originally posted by Artashes
    ^^^ The spitting part was really funny.
    I had to say I saw it coming. Good one still.
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