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  1. #1
    Join Date
    Feb 2002
    Vestal, NY

    A poem for you..

    If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port, and the bus is interrupted as a very last resort, and the address of the memory makes your floppy disk abort, then the socket packet pocket has an error to report!

    If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash, and the double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash, and your data is corrupted 'cause the index doesn't hash, then your situation's hopeless, and your system's gonna crash!

    If the label on the cable on the table at your house, says the network is connected to the button on your mouse, but your packets want to tunnel on another protocol, that's repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall, and your screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss so your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse, then you may as well reboot and go out with a bang, 'Cause as sure as I'm a poet, the sucker's gonna hang!

    When the copy of your floppy's getting sloppy on the disk, and the microcode instructions cause unnecessary risc, then you have to flash your memory and you'll want to RAM your ROM. Quickly turn off the computer and be sure to tell your mom!

    As much as I'd like to think I am clever enough to think this up, I didn't. It is an old Dr. Seuss parody which I just found for the first time.

  2. #2
    Join Date
    Jan 2003
    Perth, WA, Australia
    Haha, very nice! :: coming soon

  3. #3
    Join Date
    Feb 2004
    Australia (Crikey)
    I'm gonna print that one off

  4. #4
    Join Date
    Apr 2003
    Washington, DC
    One day i was bored on IRC, a year or 2 ago, and we had alittle freestyle battle. And i came up with this!

    "Oh, dude. I got your ports, comin across my snorts, but I got the skills, come get the thrills, intrusion counter measures pay my bills, Ill hack you to the max, catchin you right back, while your bustin my dummy, Ill have root on your mummy."

    Dummy refering to honeypot, I thought it was extremely cool.
    Benoît Brookens III
    President - Dataracks, Inc. | Ultra-Reliable Hosting.™

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