(Maybe we should start posting stuff like this in their specialist forums).....


Hi everyone

I need my lounge/diner wall knocked down and the entire downstairs part of my house re-wired and fitted with uplighters and gold-plated dimmer switches.

I only have $15 to offer but maybe I could give you something that I already produce that effectively costs me nothing anyway... Sorry it's not alot but hey, it's only something that you've trained for and practiced in for many years. After all it's only a highly skilled profession...

I want this done ASAP so get posting with examples, photos, references and quotes for your professional quality work. Cheapest bidder will win the contract (and then I will disappear over the horizon having never replied to any of your valiant efforts). Thanks for your time (NOT!)


(The above is 'humour' / sarcasm / irony )