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    Smile ask ub3r

    This thread ended up working out fairly well when it existed over at httptalk.com . since i don't have alot of time to post over at httptalk anymore, i am now available here at wht for whatever questions you have.

    Here is the original "ask ub3r" introduction that was posted over there, the same rules apply here on this thread.

    Quote Originally Posted by ub3r at httptalk.com
    it has come to my attention that i am smarter than the average bear.

    Ask me a question, and i will give you an answer.


    Because people often abuse these types of situations, the rules are as follows

    • no personal questions, unless you are asking for advice, don't ask me something stupid like "who am i dating right now?" or "what am i thinking of right now?", each of those questions are played out.
    • You are limited to a maximum of 3 questions per day
    • No, i will not do your homework




    with that being said, let the questions begin.
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    If e=mc^2

    what does ub3r = ?
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    What makes ub3r 1337?
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    what does ub3r = ?
    yo momma. er... yo fadda!

    What makes ub3r 1337?
    my rewdog certificate of knowification.
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    wow he's good. There should be more ub3rs in the world.
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    He should be Bill Gates for sure
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    Re: ask ub3r

    Originally posted by ub3r
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    with that being said, let the questions begin.
    [/B

    How much wood could a woodchuck chuch if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

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    Please give the proper name for the following identity:

    http://www.webhostingtalk.com/images/question1.png


    Please also give the proper name for the following theorem:

    http://www.webhostingtalk.com/images/question2.png


    Since the above two were extremely easy for most advanced mathematics people, I figured you might enjoy a challenge too.

    Name the theorem which the following image is the first step of the proof:

    http://www.webhostingtalk.com/images/question3.png



    And no, this is not homework for myself or anyone I know.
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    Why is the sky blue?
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    Originally posted by DomainFinder
    Why is the sky blue?
    blame the sun
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    how to you make a cow go moo?
    I freelance
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    25k banners on any choice of any of our sites for ub3r if he can answer all 3 of JJ's questions by midnight tonight CST.
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    Originally posted by carbon12
    how to you make a cow go moo?
    Better, how do you make cat go "woof". IT IS possible.
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    Originally posted by JKLIVIN
    25k banners on any choice of any of our sites for ub3r if he can answer all 3 of JJ's questions by midnight tonight CST.
    damn
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    What if I answer, is the same up for me?

    I know the last one, just the first two I have to brush up on.
    Last edited by Hosemeyer; 04-09-2004 at 07:07 PM.
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    Well basically if anyone (excluding iNET staff) can answer all 3 before ub3r can, then the contest woudl be over.... But the prize would be limited to the 'smarter than the average bear' ub3r.
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    If anyone can answer all three questions correctly before ub3r and before his time runs out, I will give away a prize personally, seperate from anything iNET does. Retail value of the prize is $150.
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    Originally posted by sasha
    Better, how do you make cat go "woof". IT IS possible.
    Light it on fire and it will go "woof!" (sound of the hair being engulfed in flames)... its a joke with poor taste.
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    nice....
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    Originally posted by jsjohnst
    If anyone can answer all three questions correctly before ub3r and before his time runs out, I will give away a prize personally, seperate from anything iNET does. Retail value of the prize is $150.
    I'm just curious about your SIG... what is the purpose of linking to WHT in your WHT signature, other than possibly improving google/alexa rating? Seems kind of redundant to me.
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    how to you make a cow go moo?
    squeeze it.

    25k banners on any choice of any of our sites for ub3r if he can answer all 3 of JJ's questions by midnight tonight CST.
    i really wish i knew.
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    1) euler's identity
    2) de moivre's theorem
    3) downsampling theorem

    You been taking a digital signal processing courses lately?

    brings back memories.... horrible, memories.... but memories nonetheless.
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    First: Complex exponential form

    Second: De Moivre's Theorem

    Third: The Discrete Fourier Transform
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    Bah, looks like alpha got it.
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