The subject line above is a gentler way of saying that this post is about ass icons (and I don't mean the member of the equine family). If the word offends you in any way, please do not read any further.
I saw this post elsewhere and thought it was too cute and too funny not to repeat, so here goes:
We all know those cute little computer symbols called emoticons, where
: ) means a smile and : ( is a frown. Sometimes these are represented by :-) and :-( respectively. Well, how about some assicons?
Here goes:
(_!_) a regular ass
(__!__) a fat ass
(!) a tight ass
(_*_) a sore ass
{_!_} a swishy ass
(_o_) an ass that's been around
(_x_) kiss my ass
(_X_) leave my ass alone
(_zzz_) a tired ass
(_o^^o_) a wise ass
(_E=mc2_) a smart ass
(_$_) Money coming out of his ass
(_?_) Dumb Ass
) ! ( Ass Backwards
..oo*"""**oo.oo*""*oo..
oo*" "*o.o*" "*o.
.o" 'o" "o
o o *o
.o o 'o
o o o.
o o o
o o/ o
o --0-- o
o. /o o
o o o
o o o
o o oo
oo o oo
oo. oo oo
'ooo. .oo. ooo
o ""oo,, ,,oO-'Oo, ,,,,,oo"o
o. """""" oo """"" o
'o oo o'
o oo o
'o o o*
o o o
o o o
o o o
o o o
o o o
o o o
You have just been e-mooned!
Happy e-mooning!!!
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