04/01/04- Dedicated Server Provider Managed.com has announced today its new plans for network connectivity.
In a move sure to inspire awe throughout the industry, managed.com has hired Ms. Cleo, the famous psychic, and will implement her as their new network backbone.
"You see, traditional connections have to go through routers, raising pings and lowering connections speeds" Said Mr. Ie Mngesrvs, a managed.com executive. "By utilizing Ms. Cleo, we are able to transmit our data telekinetically and directly to each computer accessing our servers. This cuts down significantly on ping times."
Technicians at the company were eager to boast to reporters how they solved the logistical problems related to using Ms. Cleo.
"It took a bit of planning and careful thought. We had to figure out a way to connect Ms. Cleo directly to all the servers at once" said one tech.
Attempts to interview Ms. Cleo were turned down repeatedly. "We can't just take our network down for an interview" was the response.
Outside sources are still trying to determine exactly how Ms. Cleo is physically sustained, while still being connected 24/7.
Analysts say we are just seeing the beginning of a revolution in data center connectivity.
Thanks for your interest in our company! Unfortunately, we have no profits to go on ,We have decided to close our datacenter and transfer all of our servers into another Datacenter which based in Florida.
All our customers will receive email about the situation in the coming two weeks.