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    ServerMatrix sold!

    The news has leaked out on the pages of IDG-Marketnews that Head Surfer Robert March of EV1 has contacted Lance Crosby, ThePlanet Vice President of Operations, with a merge offer the Board of TP could not resist. Apart from the face value of the servers, TP will get an extra $2000 for every SM customer signed in till March 31 and the exclusive rights of network provider. The new company will be renamed from ServerMatrix to HeadSurferMatrix.

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    lol , good one. lol

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    No way.......... LOL ;-)
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    yeah ok
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    hmmmmm ...

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    DARN

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    Oh wait. All of Burst's servers went down.

    Why isn't that funny?


    Cause it happened yesturday too. Just kidding guys. Happy Fools.
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    Re: ServerMatrix sold!

    Originally posted by Imago
    The new company will be renamed from ServerMatrix to HeadSurferMatrix.
    It even rhymes
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    I am the new owner
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    lol

    Heh.
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    In a private secured talk, HS said to our reporter, he had some extra money saved after his historical decision to not any more pay you know whom for what.


    PS. Well, I really need to read more (and eat mor chikin cows), this is not a joke.
    Last edited by Imago; 04-01-2004 at 06:51 AM.

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    Re: ServerMatrix sold!

    Originally posted by Imago
    The news has leaked out on the pages of IDG-Marketnews that Head Surfer Robert March of EV1 has contacted Lance Crosby, ThePlanet Vice President of Operations, with a merge offer the Board of TP could not resist. Apart from the face value of the servers, TP will get an extra $2000 for every SM customer signed in till March 31 and the exclusive rights of network provider. The new company will be renamed from ServerMatrix to HeadSurferMatrix.
    You didn't read the whole article. It goes on to say that Watcher_TVI has been named the new CEO of Managed.com and that they have made a last minute, hostile takeover of the new EV1/TP company.

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    Yes, I know about this. But the information was X classified, and the only thing I can share here is that the takeover has been pervormed through the new XO hyperthreading channel. In the last month, the managed.com have been engaged in managing this - rather than in managing servers.

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    I don't understand why would you take all the sweet time to make up such lies.

    Can't you tell the truth that UltraUnix has acquired MCI + ThePlanet + Rackspace + EV1?

    Your lies are getting ridiculous and I couldn't stand it anymore!!

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    WOW, Chinese liers are the biggest liers in the history.

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    There are far too many of these today..

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    I think everyone should just save there breathes instead of listening to this trash

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    Originally posted by KiloHost
    I think everyone should just save there breathes instead of listening to this trash
    Ummmm, it was a joke. Maybe it's time for a Jello Puddin' Pop and a coke?

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    Originally posted by sirius
    Ummmm, it was a joke. Maybe it's time for a Jello Puddin' Pop and a coke?

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    Aww man! Are you Sirius?
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    hmmm does anybody got $6.something to reserve

    TheHeadSurferPlanet.com

    ???!

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    OK this man has the habit of converting good names to bad ones!

    rackshack -> ev1servers#$6%^
    ServerMatrix -> HeadSurferMatrix$#!%


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    Hahaha
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    headsurferplanet does have a nice ring to it.

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    I've often wondered what planet he's from...
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