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  1. #1
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    * heaven or hell, you decide (joke) [women, please dont take offense]

    An old lady dies and goes to heaven.

    She's chatting it up with St.Peter at the Pearly Gates when all of a sudden she hears the most awful blood-curdling screams.

    "Don't worry about that", say's St.Peter, "it's only someone having the holes put into her shoulder blades for wings."

    The old lady feels a bit uncomfortable but carries on with the conversation. Ten minutes later, there are more blood-curdling screams.

    "Oh myGod", say's the old lady, "now what's happening?"

    "Not to worry", says St. Peter, "she is just having her head drilled to fit the halo!!"

    "I can't do this", says the old lady, "I'm going to hell."
    "You can't go there", says St. Peter. "You'll be raped and sodomised!!"

    "Maybe so", says the old lady,
    "but I've already got the holes for that!!"

  2. #2
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    not a nice joke..
    This is a family forum..
    however.. it was a bit humorous

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    yeah I found that funny, but hmm... how many people shouldn't be reading this on this forum.
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  4. #4
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    Originally posted by ilyash
    not a nice joke..
    A stupid adult joke to be correct. Not even funny.
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