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  1. #1
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    Just A Joke.. HaHaHaHaHaHa

    Two men were going on a trip together. They walked up to the ticket counter at the airport where a very full figured lady was working. The first guy steps up and says, “Excuse me, I need to get two pickets to Tittsburg, please”.

    The lady was furious and began to unleash her fury ranting that all men only had women’s breasts on their minds. “I’m sorry lady. I meant to say I need two tickets to Pittsburgh.” She called him all sorts of names and the gentlemen eventually got their tickets and walked away.

    The first guy was continually kicking himself in the butt for the slip of the tongue. “I can’t understand it I can’t say anything right when I am around a woman. All I ever do is open my mouth and change feet.”

    The second guy tried to console him and said, “Hey man, lighten up. Don’t be so hard on yourself. It happens to the best of us. Take me for instance, the other night my wife and I were sitting around the supper table. What I meant to say was “Honey, pass the mashed potatoes please.” But, what came out was “You ugly witch, you have ruined my life!”




    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  2. #2
    good one!
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    haha
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    hahaha lol that's hilarious
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  5. #5
    hehe thats a pretty good one.

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    Good one!

    Wasnt expecting that lol

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    lol, nice one
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    Ha!

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    The Dude

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    I dont get it?



    J/k good one.
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    LMAO... I love it!

  12. #12
    hahhh

  13. #13
    lol the last part about the mashed potatoes didnt work for me tho...
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