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    Letter to Earth

    Dear Earthling,

    Hello! I am a creature from a galaxy far away, visiting your planet. I have transformed myself into this text file. As you are reading it, I am having sex with your eyeballs.
    I know you like it because you are smiling. Please pass me on to someone else because I'm really horny.


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    sick ....
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    Re: Letter to Earth

    Originally posted by Angel78
    Dear Earthling,

    Hello! I am a creature from a galaxy far away, visiting your planet. I have transformed myself into this text file. As you are reading it, I am having sex with your eyeballs.
    I know you like it because you are smiling. Please pass me on to someone else because I'm really horny.

    Your not the infamous "Purple People Eater"

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    ohh wow someone just had sex with my eye balls and i didnt feel a thing i wonder how it was because i didnt even know it was happening.


    lol

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    Can you get intergalactic stds feom eyesects? Just wondering

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    Welcome to 1997

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