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  1. #1
    Join Date
    Apr 2003

    * how men was really created (joke)

    After three weeks in the Garden of Eden, God came to visit Eve.
    "So, how is everything going?" inquired God.

    "It is all so beautiful, God," she replied. "The sunrises and sunsets
    are breathtaking; the smells, the sights -- everything is wonderful. But I
    have just this one problem. It is these three breasts that you have given
    me. The middle one pushes the other two out, and I am constantly knocking
    them with my arms, catching them on branches, snagging them on bushes. They
    are a real pain," reported Eve.

    Eve went on to tell God that many other parts of her body (such as her
    limbs, eyes, and ears) came in pairs, and she felt that having only two
    breasts might leave her body more "symmetrically balanced", as she put it.

    "That is a fair point, "replied God, "it was my first shot at this, you
    know. I gave the animals six breasts, so I figured that you needed only
    half of those, but I see that you are right. I will fix it up right away."

    God reached down, removed the middle breast, and tossed it into the bushes.

    Three weeks passed, and God once again visited Eve in the garden.

    "Well Eve, how is my favorite creation now?"

    "Just fantastic," she replied, "but for one oversight on your part. You
    see all the animals are paired off. The ewe has a ram and the cow has her
    bull. All the animals have a mate except me. I feel so alone."

    God thought for a moment and said,

    "You know, Eve, you are right. How could I have overlooked this? You do
    need a mate and I will immediately create a man from a part of you...Now
    let's see...Where did I put that useless boob?"

    Now, doesn't THAT make more sense than that business about the rib?

  2. #2
    Join Date
    Feb 2004
    Australia (Crikey)
    that joke was just a touch funny......just a touch....

  3. #3
    Join Date
    Feb 2002
    Houston, TX

  4. #4
    Join Date
    Apr 2003
    well not every joke i post can be knee slapping, fall on floor laughing can it?


  5. #5
    Join Date
    Jun 2003
    ehh, thats all i can say now, ehhh

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