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Thread: Minister for $29.95
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03-10-2004, 08:25 PM #1Aspiring Evangelist
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Minister for $29.95
LOL, i got this SPAM saying anyone can become minister for $29.95.
Now thats good deal.
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----- Original Message -----
Wrom: IYZUNNYCGPKYLEJG
To: xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Sent: Friday, March 05, 2004 4:37 PM
Subject: RE: Just select "Be Ordained" to complete the process
Become a legally ordained minister within 48 hours
As a minister, you will be authorized to perform the rites and ceremonies of the church!
Perform Weddings, Funerals, Perform Baptisms, Forgiveness of Sins
Visit Correctional Facilities
Want to start your own church?
Press here to find out how
http://www.juststartnewera.com/mp/minicert/
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03-10-2004, 08:30 PM #2An Awesome Dude
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Heheheheh,PRESS HERE to find out how (hehehehe)
I cant press my screen,sorry!!!!!!!!!!
The Dude
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03-10-2004, 08:32 PM #3Web Hosting Master
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Many years ago a co-worker of mine was telling of her first trip to her new optomitrist.
When she went to pick up and pay for her glasses, for some reason she happened to quip "what about the minister's discount". The sales lady reached for a rubber stamp, but my co-worker stopped her before she could stamp the bill.
So the $29.95 might be worth it.You'll get fewer complaints from over performing than from over promising.
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03-10-2004, 08:48 PM #4Web Hosting Master
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Why pay $29.95 when you can do it for Free! That's right, click here to be ordained a minister, FOR FREE!
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03-10-2004, 10:12 PM #5WHT Addict
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I think the gimmick is that if you have your own church, thus the minister part, you can apply for tax exemptions and donations.
I was too lazy and cheap to go through all that which is why I'm in my current vocation: Internet Begging. And because I am deity free, I am empowered and self managed. Some days, I just kick back and not beg for hours at a time. Yeah, it sounds great, but leave it to us professionals please.Last edited by serialbeggar; 03-10-2004 at 10:16 PM.
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03-10-2004, 10:21 PM #6
Actually if you read the ulc site it specifically says you can not get tax breaks.
I did the free ordination and then performed the wedding ceremony for my secretary. It's amazing how easy that works.
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03-10-2004, 10:40 PM #7Web Hosting Master
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Originally posted by Xshare
Why pay $29.95 when you can do it for Free! That's right, click here to be ordained a minister, FOR FREE!Gary Harris - the artist formerly known as Dixiesys
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03-10-2004, 11:02 PM #8Web Hosting Master
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I used ULC awhile back too. I don't know where My paperwork went. Anyway to get it resent?
Don't look for a way out.