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  1. #1
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    Apr 2003
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    * cat heaven (funny joke) :)

    > CAT HEAVEN
    >
    > A cat died and went to heaven. God met her at the Pearly Gates and said,
    > "You have been a good cat all of these years. Anything you want is yours
    > for the asking."
    >
    > The cat thought for a minute and then said, "All my life I lived on a farm
    > and slept on hard wooden floors. I would like a real fluffy pillow to
    > sleep on."
    >
    > God said, "Say no more." Instantly, the cat had a huge fluffy pillow.
    >
    > A few days later six mice were killed in an accident and they all went to
    > heaven together. God met the mice at the gates of heaven with the same
    > offer that he made the cat.
    >
    > The mice said, "Well, we have had to run all of our lives: from cats,
    > dogs
    > and even people with brooms. If we could just have some little
    > roller-skates, we would never have to run again."
    >
    > God answered, "It is done." All the mice had beautiful little
    > roller-skates.
    >
    > About a week later, God decided to check on the cat. He found her sound
    > asleep on her fluffy pillow. God gently awakened the cat and asked, "Is
    > everything OK? How have you been doing? Are you happy?"
    >
    > The cat replied, "Oh, it is WONDERFUL. I have never been so happy in my
    > life! My pillow is fluffy, and those little Meals-On-Wheels you have been
    > sending over are delicious."

  2. #2
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    LOL

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