> CAT HEAVEN
> A cat died and went to heaven. God met her at the Pearly Gates and said,
> "You have been a good cat all of these years. Anything you want is yours
> for the asking."
> The cat thought for a minute and then said, "All my life I lived on a farm
> and slept on hard wooden floors. I would like a real fluffy pillow to
> sleep on."
> God said, "Say no more." Instantly, the cat had a huge fluffy pillow.
> A few days later six mice were killed in an accident and they all went to
> heaven together. God met the mice at the gates of heaven with the same
> offer that he made the cat.
> The mice said, "Well, we have had to run all of our lives: from cats,
> and even people with brooms. If we could just have some little
> roller-skates, we would never have to run again."
> God answered, "It is done." All the mice had beautiful little
> About a week later, God decided to check on the cat. He found her sound
> asleep on her fluffy pillow. God gently awakened the cat and asked, "Is
> everything OK? How have you been doing? Are you happy?"
> The cat replied, "Oh, it is WONDERFUL. I have never been so happy in my
> life! My pillow is fluffy, and those little Meals-On-Wheels you have been
> sending over are delicious."