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  1. #1
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    Nov 2003

    Talking No little smilies, just laughters: An Essay on cow!

    (Everybody out there from India, please take it easy!
    Just for grins

    A essay written by a Bihar---- candidate You'll forget your English by the time you finish reading this. This is a true essay written by a Bihari candidate at the UPSC (IAS) Examinations. The candidate has written an essay on the Indian cow.

    Indian Cow:
    HE IS THE COW. "The cow is a successful animal. Also he is 4 footed, And because he is female, he give milks, [ but will do so when he is got child. He is sacred to Hindus and useful to man. But he has got four legs together. Two are forward and two are afterwards. His whole body can be utilised for use. More so the milk. Milk comes from 4 taps attached to his basement. [horses dont have any such attachment] What can it do? Various ghee, butter, cream, curd, why and the condensed milk and so forth.Also he is useful to cobbler, watermans and mankind generally. His motion is slow only because he is of lazy species.

    Also his other motion.. gober ($h!t) is much useful to trees, plants as well as for making flat cakes[like Pizza ] , in hand , and drying in the sun. Cow is the only animal that extricates his feeding after eating. Then afterwards she chew with his teeth whom are situated in the inside of the mouth. He is incessantly in the meadows in the grass. His only attacking and defending organ is the horns, specially so when he is got child. This is done by knowing his head whereby he causes the weapons to be paralleled to the ground of the earth and instantly proceed with great velocity forwards. He has got tails also, situated in the backyard, but not like similar animals. It has hairs on the other end of the other side. This is done to frighten away the flies.
    Last edited by astraeuz; 03-06-2004 at 05:50 AM.

  2. #2
    Join Date
    Jun 2003
    i dare say if i tried to write an essay in a foreign language it would be complete balderdash, so i think he has done quite well really...

    other than that it was quite funny

  3. #3
    Just found this thread while doing a search...


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  4. #4
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    Jul 2003
    what were you searching for? tails situated in the backyard? or the he cow?
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  5. #5
    Join Date
    Mar 2002
    Orlando, FL
    Originally posted by websterworld
    Just found this thread while doing a search...


    Were you looking for cow $h!t ?

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