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  1. #1
    Join Date
    Oct 2003

    Somebody must have been really bored.

    I found these knock knock jokes over at Some are pretty funny.

    Knock, knock
    Who’s there?
    Sorry, wrong door.

    Knock, knock
    Who’s there?
    Federal Express
    Federal Express who?
    I don’t know. I just deliver packages.

    Knock, knock
    Who’s there?
    Tom who?
    Tom Buchanan.
    Hi Tom.

    Knock knock
    Who’s there?
    Pizza delivery guy.
    Pizza delivery guy who?
    You ordered a pizza?
    I’m the guy delivering it.

    Knock knock
    Who’s there?
    Susan who?
    Susan Caldwell.
    I’ll be right out, Susan.

    Knock, knock
    Who’s there.
    You might be a redneck if… you think tobacco is a vegetable.
    You might be a redneck if… you think tobacco is a vegetable who?
    I thought this was a redneck joke.
    Nope. It’s a knock, knock joke.

    Knock, knock
    Who’s there?
    Boo who
    Don’t get so upset, crybaby!
    Ha! Ha! I made you say “boo-hoo”
    You’re a real idiot.
    That wasn’t necessary.

    Knock knock
    Who’s there?
    Creeping penis.
    Creeping penis who?
    I’m not crazy, I just need to get off this island. The doctors don’t believe I invented the chocolate éclair. But I did. I’m going to burn them all and drink soup from their skulls! Happy soup! Untie me and I’ll kill you last!

    Knock, knock
    Yo mama
    Yo mama who?
    Yo mama so fat, she caught a flesh-eating virus and that was three years ago.
    I bet you’re fat, huh?
    You are, aren’t you? Fat!
    I’m plumpish.

    Knock, knock
    Who’s there?

    Hello? FBI! Let us in!

    …nobody here…
    Oh. Let’s go boys!

    Knock, knock
    Who’s there?
    There’s a dead old woman in your driveway.
    There’s a dead old woman in your driveway who?
    No. Seriously. There’s a dead old woman in your driveway.
    Actually, that’s just my piss-drunk bar slut of a grandmother. She sells toothless mouth love for “mind eraser” shooters at the Tyson’s Mall TGIFriday’s. Let the whore sleep it off.

    Knock, knock
    Who’s there?
    Henry who?
    Henry Kissinger. Did you know that power is the ultimate aphrodisiac?
    I’m not opening the door Henry.

    Knock, knock
    Tremble mortal and despair – it is I, THE ANGEL OF DEATH!
    Tremble mortal and despair – it is I, THE ANGEL OF DEATH who?
    Actually, I’m here for Jones in #D1 but I need to take a monster crap and I hate to kill and THEN use the bathroom, you know? Its rude and the other way around, well it ruins my dramatic entrance. So…
    You want to use my toilet?
    Go right ahead.
    Got anything to read?
    Just the crossword.
    You finished it.
    Hold my scythe.
    Hey! Don’t forget to light a match.

  2. #2
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    Nov 2003

  3. #3
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    Mar 2003
    If only a single one of these was actually funny.... the person that came up with those jokes should be shot due to how boring they are.

  4. #4
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    Mar 2002
    Orlando, FL

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