OK I am in desperate need of some funds so I am offering custom coding of:
Inventory systems
Customer managment systems
Membership/community login systems
IT project managment systems
and such about any type of script you need.

I am offer ANY type of script developed for your needs for $40 per script. Thats right no matter what the script is with the exception that I will not make any script that requires taking orders (ie charging credit cards or integration with a merchant account.
Other then that let the orders start pming me :-)
I will also barter if you need scripts and are willing to do some webdesign in exchange we can work out a deal!!

let the pm's begin lol
Also no sorry I dont have a portfolio but can tell you I have been coding for 15 years and have been the owner of many IT companies.