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03-04-2004, 10:29 PM #1Web Hosting Master
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The What would you say to SCO thread
I thought this would be humorous because I saw in the EV1 + SCO = happy marriage thread that friend would tell them to pee up a rope . What would you say if you were approach by them for a license? I'll start with what I would say. You can have many sayings.
"I'll pay for the license once you prove you can walk on water."
" you see these letters? abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz I invented parts of the alphabet and I want a license from YOU!"
"Let me get this straight you claim to nvented parts of Linux? Well let me get you my imaginary check book and i'll cut you a check."
Kerry Jones
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03-04-2004, 11:43 PM #2Web Hosting Master
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Get off my lawn afore I let this here dog loose!
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03-04-2004, 11:59 PM #3Web Hosting Master
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"Would you like to see it coming, or would you like it in the back?"
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03-05-2004, 12:01 AM #4Web Hosting Master
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"Yeah well I invented the internet"
ooops been said before... Homer Simpson wasn't it??Brad Baker
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03-05-2004, 12:29 AM #5Web Hosting Master
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"I thought I'd seen the shallow end of gene pool, you guys just proved me wrong."
"If stupidity could be measured from 1 to 10, i'd give you guys a 12."
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03-05-2004, 01:04 AM #6Web Hosting Master
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"Lemme guess your Linux License comes with Unlimmited Space and Bandwith?"
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03-05-2004, 01:15 AM #7Web Hosting Master
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Originally posted by JTY
"I thought I'd seen the shallow end of gene pool, you guys just proved me wrong."
I cant help but laugh at this!
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03-05-2004, 01:15 AM #8Web Hosting Master
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lol good one guys!
"I'm a Texan. Does my gun answer your question to your license?"
"Why are you so persistant with licenses? Wouldn't you rather get laid?"Kerry Jones
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03-05-2004, 02:45 AM #9Poooooonnyyy :*
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me - "below me"
Darl - "I don't get it.."
me - "Oh, i'm sure ya' do Darl!"
Some SNK fans might pick that up, heh
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