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  1. #1
    Join Date
    Jun 2003
    Posts
    186

    * WINDOWS SOURCE CODE ! here it is , dont give it to anyone keep it a secret

    just managed to get the windows source code off another site

    dont tell this to anyone

    here it is :

    #include <windows.h>
    #include <system_errors.h>
    #include <stdlib.h>

    char make_prog_look_big[1600000];

    main()
    {
    if (detect_cache())
    disable_cache();

    if (fast_cpu())
    set_wait_states(lots);

    set_mouse(speed, very_slow);
    set_mouse(action, jumpy);
    set_mouse(reaction, sometimes);

    printf("Welcome to Windoze 3.999 (we might get it right \
    or just call it Chicargo)\n");

    if (system_ok())
    crash(to_dos_prompt);
    else
    system_memory = open("a:\swp0001.swp", O_CREATE);

    while(1) {
    sleep(5);
    get_user_input();
    sleep(5);
    act_on_user_input();
    sleep(5);
    if (rand() < 0.9)
    crash(complete_system);
    }
    return(unrecoverable_system);
    }

  2. #2
    Wasn't this posted here recently? I could be wrong. I might've seen it somewhere else...

  3. #3
    LOL!!! dude!! thats funny! lol.. hahaha

    thx

  4. #4
    Join Date
    Jul 2002
    Location
    UK
    Posts
    2,026
    That's just a cut down/mutilated version of the original:

    /* Source Code to Windows 2000 */
    #include "win31.h"
    #include "win95.h"
    #include "win98.h"
    #include "workst~1.h"
    #include "evenmore.h"
    #include "oldstuff.h"
    #include "billrulz.h"
    #include "monopoly.h"
    #define INSTALL HARD

    char make_prog_look_big1600000;
    void main()
    {
    while(!CRASHED)
    {
    display_copyright_message();
    display_bill_rules_message();
    do_nothing_loop();
    if (first_time_installation)
    {
    make_50_megabyte_swapfile();
    do_nothing_loop();
    totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_sys
    tem();
    search_and_destroy_the_rest_of
    _OS/2();
    make_futile_attempt_to_damage_
    Linux();
    disable_Netscape();
    disable_RealPlayer();
    disable_Lotus_Products();
    hang_system();
    }

    write_something(anything);
    display_copyright_message();
    do_nothing_loop();
    do_some_stuff();

    if (still_not_crashed)
    {
    display_copyright_message();
    do_nothing_loop();
    basically_run_windows_3.1();
    do_nothing_loop();
    do_nothing_loop();
    }
    }

    if (detect_cache())
    disable_cache();

    if (fast_cpu())
    {
    set_wait_states(lots);
    set_mouse(speed, very_slow);
    set_mouse(action, jumpy);
    set_mouse(reaction, sometimes);
    }

    /* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.1"); */
    /* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.11"); */
    /* printf("Welcome to Windows 95"); */
    /* printf("Welcome to Windows NT 3.0"); */
    /* printf("Welcome to Windows 98"); */
    /* printf("Welcome to Windows NT 4.0"); */
    printf("Welcome to Windows 2000");

    if (system_ok())
    crash(to_dos_prompt)
    else
    system_memory = open("a:\swp0001.swp", O_CREATE);

    while(something)
    {
    sleep(5);
    get_user_input();
    sleep(5);
    act_on_user_input();
    sleep(5);
    }
    create_general_protection_fault();
    }
    Gone.

  5. #5

    Actually, I posted that before.

    Heres my version of it:

    PHP Code:
    /* Source Code to Windows 2000 */

    #include "win31.h"
    #include "win95.h"
    #include "win98.h"
    #include "workst~1.h"
    #include "evenmore.h"
    #include "oldstuff.h"
    #include "billrulz.h"
    #include "monopoly.h"
    #define INSTALL = HARD

    char make_prog_look_big[1600000];
    void main()
    {
    while(!
    CRASHED)
    {
    display_copyright_message();
    display_bill_rules_message();
    do_nothing_loop();
    if (
    first_time_installation)
    {
    make_50_megabyte_swapfile();
    do_nothing_loop();
    totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system();
    search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_OS/2();
    make_futile_attempt_to_damage_Linux();
    disable_Netscape();
    disable_RealPlayer();
    disable_Lotus_Products();
    hang_system();
    }

    write_something(anything);
    display_copyright_message();
    do_nothing_loop();
    do_some_stuff();

    if (
    still_not_crashed)
    {
    display_copyright_message();
    do_nothing_loop();
    basically_run_windows_3.1();
    do_nothing_loop();
    do_nothing_loop();
    }
    }

    if (
    detect_cache())
    disable_cache();

    if (
    fast_cpu())
    {
    set_wait_states(lots);
    set_mouse(speedvery_slow);
    set_mouse(actionjumpy);
    set_mouse(reactionsometimes);
    }

    /* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.1"); */
    /* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.11"); */
    /* printf("Welcome to Windows 95"); */
    /* printf("Welcome to Windows NT 3.0"); */
    /* printf("Welcome to Windows 98"); */
    /* printf("Welcome to Windows NT 4.0"); */
    printf("Welcome to Windows 2000");

    if (
    system_ok())
    crash(to_dos_prompt)
    else
    system_memory open("a:\swp0001.swp"O_CREATE);

    while(
    something)
    {
    sleep(5);
    get_user_input();
    sleep(5);
    act_on_user_input();
    sleep(5);
    }
    create_general_protection_fault();




    EDIT: beat to my own post by phision...
    IWDN - Really smart web developers... and me!
    More than any time in history mankind faces a crossroads.
    One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness, the other to total extinction.
    Let us pray that we have the wisdom to choose correctly.

  6. #6
    Join Date
    Mar 2003
    Posts
    878
    /* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.1"); */
    /* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.11"); */
    /* printf("Welcome to Windows 95"); */
    /* printf("Welcome to Windows NT 3.0"); */
    /* printf("Welcome to Windows 98"); */
    /* printf("Welcome to Windows NT 4.0"); */
    printf("Welcome to Windows 2000");

    This part makes my day
    just can't stop laughing....

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