I been duped!
At least I think
When I first got this computer, it came with free internet access.
I didn't think nuthin of it. It sounded like a pretty good deal to me.
Well, today I finally decide to go there.
Ya know what? There's no way to get there!
All a bunch of lies!
Someone said, "You can't go
there, silly.It's only a bunch of wires and cables and fancy stuff I can't pronounce."
It's some invisible enigma lurking in the dark. Ready to drain you life's blood out of you.
I got in my car and decided; I wasn't stopping until I got to the internet.
When the cop pulled me over to ask why I was driving in such erratic fashion, I explained that I was in a frenetic search for the internet because someone said that I couldn't go there. And I felt I'd been duped!
He said, "Well it's quite easy to get there actually. Ya just go the way yer headin' about another three miles. Turn left. Take that down about a mile and a half, and you'll see it there on your right."
Well, now this was sounding too easy. But I thought I may as well give it a try; as long as I've gotten this far. So I took off with a new sense of purpose, and a new sense of direction.
I wasn't at all surprised when I got there and there was no internet.
there wasn't an internet there.
Well how could
there be?? What with all them cars all over the interstate
I'm beginning to feel a conspiracy here.
I decided to try to get to the internet as long as I was already here. So I began driving the interstate
looking for the internet
I just passed someplace called BreezeWood Pennsyvania; or something like that.
Does anybody know how to get to the internet from here?